Duffy tweet.

[Bruce Wayne]

Young lad gets battered & enjoys his window shopping in the Dam shocker

Young British footballer in surprise that he's nowhere near the first team shocker.

 

[EFC Si]

How is this news sorry?

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Don't think anyone's saying it is news are they?

 

[steken1]

haha, I doubt it, as you'll have been in the 'specialist' section I reckon

No stone was left unturned.

 

[sexualchocolate]

Young British footballer in surprise that he's nowhere near the first team shocker.

Shane's Irish

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

No stone was left unturned.

haha, variety is the spice of life mate, I mean, when else would you get the chance to tackle a midget tranny?

 

[liambroley]

Maybe he's got jet lag...

 

[steken1]

haha, variety is the spice of life mate, I mean, when else would you get the chance to tackle a midget tranny?

No midgets to be had mate. I searched high and low, mostly low.

Being serious too. Can't get one for love or money.

BTW, Anyone with a bit of time on their hands should deffo google 'Midget in a suitcase'

 

[Bigmaclad]

BURN HIM ALIVE

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Shane's Irish

Whatever. Still nowhere near the first team.

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

No midgets to be had mate. I searched high and low, mostly low.

They need to bring rep back.

 

[steken1]

Whatever. Still nowhere near the first team.

TBF Bruce Lampard, Rio and a few others were in ayia napa rat arsed making video's with birds and all kinds when they were a similar age to Shane.

It's hardly the reason he's not playing is it.

 

[Julian Carax]

Kicking midgets in suitcases was really big in Prague when I went.

I reckon Everton should fine him though. Get everyone talking about how Draconian we are instead of talking about our next manager. Then with the whole media ****storm we should release our new badge.

 

[steken1]

Kicking midgets in suitcases was really big in Prague when I went.

I reckon Everton should fine him though. Get everyone talking about how Draconian we are instead of talking about our next manager. Then with the whole media ****storm we should release our new badge.

What's all that about??? Bit harsh mate.

Midget in a suitcase is a bluey. The best one ever made at that.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

TBF Bruce Lampard, Rio and a few others were in ayia napa rat arsed making video's with birds and all kinds when they were a similar age to Shane.

It's hardly the reason he's not playing is it.

Aye, maybe not. Just figure that he's paid a fantastic salary and is a professional athlete. Getting drunk shouldn't be in the equation. You don't see it from many of the foreign lads.