Am I Bryan Oviedo?

[Joao Moutinho]

I can't remember the last time I was making out with a girl and decided, 'I know what'll make this moment even better, if I took a picture"

 

[Joao Moutinho]

She was unconcious, he had to hold her head up somehow.

We've all been there, at least all he's doing is kissing her.

 

[Get_Jo_On]

His case is pretty watertight to be fair. He's in the same pictures as some women, you can take that schizzle to court.
I like how he comes across as a modest, likeable character.

Oh but his soccer.....right, got a bit of bad news for you mate, most Sunday league centre halves have much better ball control.

 

[Azzurri]

I can't remember the last time I was making out with a girl and decided, 'I know what'll make this moment even better, if I took a picture"

Making out? Joao, Joao, Joao...

 

[BlueWeasel]

This thread is the first thing I look at everytime I go on the internet.

 

[Bungle]

 

[Bigmaclad]

This thread is completely barmy

 

[FTY]

Looking at that photo that shouldn't be the only crime he's wanted for.

 

[Bungle]

Looking at that photo that shouldn't be the only crime he's wanted for.

Haha I'm pretty sure it isn't, he's definitely got more than a little hint of Gary Glitter in that photo.

 

[Muggins]

Is this in the right forum lads??

 

[Joao Moutinho]

Making out? Joao, Joao, Joao...

It seemed appropriate at the time

 

[Pat's Van]

Is this in the right forum lads??

but it's Bryan Oviedo

 

[Bungle]

Is this in the right forum lads??

 

[Arteta2391]

The Distin backpass FA cup semi vs the liverpool

it wasn't all bad...I picked up some british broads and hit the NYC bars.

this is why i'm successful with the ladies. I put them to the test

 

[Eric Djemba-Djemba]

The one behind you on the first picture there looks about nine lad.

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