2025/26 Michael Vincent Keane

[TheBigIguana]

Of course the second he’s finally out the team (he was only back in thanks to a long term injury) two midfielders go and get themselves suspended alongside another one injured, meaning Garner has to play midfield and can no longer play right back, and every other right back at the club is injured meaning OBrien has to play which means this utter clown waddles back in.

You literally can’t get rid of him. We could buy ten centre backs to start a season and he’d still find a way to get back into the 11 by about game four. Sick to death of seeing his gormless stare in an Everton shirt as he lets in another three.

He should stay in the team over Tarkowski anyway