Forum members hidden talents and claims to fame

[ste d' indica]

Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack jumped over a candle stick
Silly boy, he should have jumped higher
Goodness gracious
Great balls of fire.

Easy now...

 

[tommye]

My party trick used to be splits over a lighted candle

Could you blow it out too?

 

[Kurt.]

Could you blow it out too?

Four candles
Fork handles


Who knows

 

[tommye]

Four candles
Fork handles


Who knows

Lee Van Queef?

 

[Kurt.]

Lee Van Queef?

Might invite Sue to my 60th birthday party…. Any help blowing them candles out would be appreciated

 

[tommye]

Might invite Sue to my 60th birthday party…. Any help blowing them candles out would be appreciated

 

[Kurt.]

and it seems to me.
She lived her life, with a candle in the …….. (fill in the blank)

 

[tommye]

and it seems to me.
She lived her life, with a candle in the minge..

??

 

[Kurt.]

and it seems to me.
She lived her life, with a candle in the …….. (fill in the blank)

I don’t mean literally fill it in

 

[tommye]

My party trick used to be splits over a lighted candle

Which one??

 

[Littlesue]

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Which one??

At 25 the small one at 65 the largest one at the back

 

[Kurt.]

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Which one??

If she’s not careful it could become a very hidden talent indeed

 

[Kurt.]

At 25 the small one at 65 the largest one at the back

Long and thin slips right in,
But it’s short and fat that fills the …. Hat

 

[Exeter_Gently]

Oh nevermind, had just found the pics but will put them back in the draw

If these where for sale,how much would they be?

 

[The Binman]

2 stroke or 4 stroke? native or exotic?

2 stroke yamaha neos 50cc

Beautiful blue bike... its in greece somewhere now. I rode it from manchester to athens