Forum members hidden talents and claims to fame

[coollino]

@Rita_Poon has every paper copy of the Radio Times since it's existence

 

[tommye]

@Rita_Poon has every paper copy of the Radio Times since it's existence

Volumised by year in leather backed, gold embossed folders

 

[Kurt.]

@chrismpw has a part time position as second engineer on the bacon slicer at Tesco

 

[Kurt.]

@Bungle is a bouncer in mothercare

 

[PhilM]

I'm an expert with a hammer and have nailed all ye mars.

Every one of them.

Didn't finger her though, did ya?

 

[tommye]

Didn't finger her though, did ya?

Of course.
Being left handed has its benefits. Especially when you chop fingers off the right one.

 

[Kurt.]

Of course.
Being left handed has its benefits. Especially when you chop fingers of the right one.

A Fistful of Donna’s

 

[PhilM]

Of course.
Being left handed has its benefits. Especially when you chop fingers of the right one.

 

[longers]

I've met 3 celebrity nonces and played a couple of gigs with one of them. Top that.

 

[Kurt.]

I've met 3 celebrity nonces and played a couple of gigs with one of them. Top that.

You got any Jimmy badges though ???

 

[coollino]

I predicted captain tom was a fraud while you lot were clapping, and that plumber.

I also didn't like jk Rowling and James Cordon before it was hip to do so

 

[Joey66]

@Bruce Wayne - Vigilante Drive-by shootings of crop growers

@Joey66 wasn’t known to interpol …… but was very high up on interflora’s most wanted list

Kurt a Beano Joke specialist..... he is very handy a he gets all his jokes from the beano .... oh & use a capital I on the above post

 

[COYBL25]

@ForeverBlue92 - Global Patreon Superstar, Waco style Cult leader and a Bridesmaid botherering wedding photographer.

@davek - Resident Agony Aunt for the Morning Star, adviser and speech writer for Donald Trump and Vladamir Putin, expert building surveyor, expert in offshore renewable energy and nearly made it as a pro footy player.

 

[Kurt.]

Was it @ForeverBlue92 who was the friendly neighbourhood hooligan

 

[COYBL25]

Was it @ForeverBlue92 who was the friendly neighbourhood hooligan

He was more likely to climb over the fence whilst you were out and try it on with your missus and daughter.