2024/25 Michael Vincent Keane

[JLW]

Big Keggars lighting up the forum again.

Legend.

 

[blulouie]

Normal service resumed.

 

[Papa Shango]

Should've been sold in 2020 to sort our PSR - step forward BK.

What does this even mean?

Who the hell would sign him?

 

[GrayJ]

Sadly we all knew what would happen when he entered the pitch. Patterson gave a decent account of himself against Arsenal and should have been the obvious sub, hopefully the last time we see Keane in a blue shirt.

 

[Papa Shango]

Sadly we all knew what would happen when he entered the pitch. Patterson gave a decent account of himself against Arsenal and should have been the obvious sub, hopefully the last time we see Keane in a blue shirt.

There is probably a reason that Patterson never gets a game for any manager.

Maybe he is worse than Keane?

Hard to believe I know...

 

[SLAVEN BILIC]

I think I’ve worked this out correctly. Conceded 15 goals in the league since Moyes came in. 3 when Keane has been on the pitch, a total of 45 mins.

Therefore, the 14 games Moyes has managed equate to 1,260 minutes (excluding stoppage time) meaning Keane has been involved for 20% of the goals in just 3.5% of the time.

 

[MaximusEvertonius]

If we sold him in 2020, and the league knowing how he plays, I suppose the £10K and a tote bag we’d get for him would put a dent in the PSR.

 

[Vedder]

There is probably a reason that Patterson never gets a game for any manager.

Maybe he is worse than Keane?

Hard to believe I know...

Surly no one can be that bad

 

[GrayJ]

There is probably a reason that Patterson never gets a game for any manager.

Maybe he is worse than Keane?

Hard to believe I know...

Well Patterson filled in against Arsenal and did a decent job out of position, decent is a word that has long left the vocabulary to describe Keane.

 

[MaximusEvertonius]

Surly no one can be that bad

It’s possible someone can and don’t call me Shirley.

 

[BainesontoastNEW]

Just counting down to the day he leaves. It's going to go down like the new stadium.

www.hasmichaelkeaneleftevertonyet.com

 

[Papa Shango]

Well Patterson filled in against Arsenal and did a decent job out of position, decent is a word that has long left the vocabulary to describe Keane.

Obviously the manager didn't think so.

Maybe they are just both crap?

 

[Obes]

Bin.

 

[matty1878]

Bin.

and then again again n again

 

[Bally1989]

I blame Blue Kenwright for his reign of terror on us