Middle aged Man problems

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Middle age is a mixed bag innit ….. your kids have left home, you get more free time , hopefully get to keep more of your own money etc … but with middle age comes a host of other problems.. one being the following…

Why does the hair on your head stop growing but the hair in your ears , your nose and your eyebrows grows like a jungle ??
Because of all the fertilizer on the inside?
 
Mrs and kids started called me Meldrew a few years back if I burst into a rant about anything. Any minor complaint I make is now classed as a major over exaggeration!

Can handle that, water off a ducks back but the random aches and pains and indigestion don’t half do my head in. Oh and hangovers now feel like my final moments playing out in front of me. Life hay, on a plus note 1.5 reading glasses have given me back 1990’s reading super powers.
 

Genuine ones from me

  1. The drip lasting longer than the actual pee
  2. Becoming a yellow label ninja
  3. Being confused by anything and everythin
  4. Dizzy spells followed by wondering if you’re about to meet the big man
  5. Treasuring your handwritten notes
  6. Owning several pairs of expensive headphones
  7. One pair of trabs that go with everything
  8. Same with coat
 

Genuine ones from me

  1. The drip lasting longer than the actual pee
  2. Becoming a yellow label ninja
  3. Being confused by anything and everythin
  4. Dizzy spells followed by wondering if you’re about to meet the big man
  5. Treasuring your handwritten notes
  6. Owning several pairs of expensive headphones
  7. One pair of trabs that go with everything
  8. Same with coat
Dizzy BP mate see a GP....
 

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