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Will the game be on?

  • Yes

    Votes: 107 48.4%
  • No

    Votes: 114 51.6%

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She`s menopausal mate.

In the past week shes bleached the house from top to bottom, had some poor cash in hand lad ripping the hedge out of the front anf decided mid week that she wants to get the kitchen and back room redecorated ( done two years ago )

At some point during the day, I`ll end up getting accused of not caring / not being interested ( very true ) which will invariably end up in a massive row and me ending up in the pub at some point.
Throw in a cheap jibe early on to speed the process up and get into the pub from 12pm and ditch the B&Q trip. I'm still going for my breakfast.
 


You jest, but I`ve just been told that we`re now going to B&Q to buy a load of paint for the kitchen ffs :(

Same here mate. The missus has been going on about painting the hall, she’s just mentioned about going out to pick up the paint, I walked down the stairs and halfway down pretended to fall the rest of the way down. Said my arm was giving me grief and now she keeps looking at me suspiciously. I now need to remember to keep rubbing my arm throughout the day and wincing.
 
Poor bugger, this years Ric Wee…..

His name is Bruce Piss.

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