New Everton Owners: The Friedkin Group

[BainesontoastNEW]

I want it to be like when the Germans buy the power plant in the Simpsons And the tannoy system at Finch Farm comes out with;

‘Attention workers. We have completed our evaluation of the club.
We regret to announce the following lay offs.., which I will read in alphabetical order..

Dyche, Sean.

That is all’.

Video, for the uncultured

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Apparently it then has to go to another independent panel to make sure the independent panel followed all of the correct procedures. Looking like March lads

You’re forgetting the part where they have to ask the magic 8 ball before consulting with the wise owl of Bosterzchnuk

 

[Tony’s Carp]

Even if it's been approved by the PL, it then has to go to a independent panel to ensure that the PL has followed all the correct procedures, and that it was done correctly, they then have to sign it off.

I wouldn't expect anything this week if they've just got PL approval.

But it could’ve been passed to the oversight panel weeks ago without an announcement. There’s been no commentary, we don’t even formally know they’ve got FA or FCA approval.

So really completion could happen any time.

 

[brieverton]

Dan has to pass a medical and Ryan has to hit the crossbar at The Gwladys Street from the halfway line end three times in no more than five attempts. During a full moon.

 

[GoldenToffee]

I want it to be like when the Germans buy the power plant in the Simpsons And the tannoy system at Finch Farm comes out with;

‘Attention workers. We have completed our evaluation of the club.
We regret to announce the following lay offs.., which I will read in alphabetical order..

Dyche, Sean.

That is all’.

I want it to be like Saddam Hussein when he carried out the purge of his Ba'ath party of traitors in 1979.

"When I have read out your name you shall stand up, recite the Everton Football Club slogan, and leave the room."

"Kevin Thelwell,
Sean Dyche,
Ian Woan,
Steve Stone,
David Prentice,
Darren Griffiths..."

With him continuing until every single employee from the scouting, youth team, sports science and medical setup has been read out.

 

[AaronTheBlue]

But it could’ve been passed to the oversight panel weeks ago without an announcement. There’s been no commentary, we don’t even formally know they’ve got FA or FCA approval.

So really completion could happen any time.

That would absolutely be best case scenario yeah, and i'd love that, just my opinion that i don't see it, i hope i'm wrong but i think we're looking at next week if PL approval has happened this week, but hopefully i'm wrong!

 

[micknick]

Next week this

 

[Bebeto]

It’s not! It takes on average nearly 10 months for a club sale!

If you're not part of the sky 6, there is no really upper limit...its whenever they can be bothered. If you're part of the sky top 6 elite, then case is handled with maximum priority and approval is just a matter of weeks (united went very quickly and I know that it was only part of the club but still).

 

[Drico]

I want it to be like when the Germans buy the power plant in the Simpsons And the tannoy system at Finch Farm comes out with;

‘Attention workers. We have completed our evaluation of the club.
We regret to announce the following lay offs.., which I will read in alphabetical order..

Dyche, Sean.

That is all’.

I'd be hoping that list extends to 23 names.

 

[matty1878]

Next week this

i hope the teams above us when we’re in the bottom 3 aren’t to far

 

[Blue peter]

Think he means they've passed the PL test which was the 3rd and last thing they needed to do.

It's close JLW, I can smell it, there's a feel.about the place and even though they should pass the fit and proper test, they just need to pass the PL fit and proper test that's the TFG fitness we're after. They'll be on the grass by the weekend, if not midweek, if not next week, if not then then a Friday soon.

Do you think Sean can sniff his P45?

 

[Blue peter]

I just want them to come in, sack Dyche, sack Thelwell close the club shop and close the club down, permanently.

That'll be the greatest gift anyone could give us

Oh but let us all visit the new stadium first before it gets knocked down and replaced with a seasonal ice rink.

I also want Dyche to come into FF, clear out his locker, and when exiting have to go through the player formed tunnel of death. Him and Woany/Stoney

 

[Blue peter]

Everton have landed on Millers Planet

Where Ashley Young is still only 17

 

[Trowel]

I wish I was in Greenall Whitley Land.

 

[Drico]

I want it to be like Saddam Hussein when he carried out the purge of his Ba'ath party of traitors in 1979.

"When I have read out your name you shall stand up, recite the Everton Football Club slogan, and leave the room."

"Kevin Thelwell,
Sean Dyche,
Ian Woan,
Steve Stone,
David Prentice,
Darren Griffiths..."

With him continuing until every single employee from the scouting, youth team, sports science and medical setup has been read out.

Basically, everyone except Pickford, Branthwaite, The Toffee Lady, Mr. Testicles and the lovely girl who does the Goodison tours. Actually, scratch Branthwaite after yesterday...