minor things that make you fume

[goldfinchmule]

These g'damn animated avatars...after so long not having them, I find them very distracting.

Tommye's hypnotizes me.

 

[Rita_Poon]

These g'damn animated avatars...after so long not having them, I find them very distracting.

Obscure final fantasy reference. That's above and beyond the call of duty right there.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Obscure final fantasy reference. That's above and beyond the call of duty right there.

I've never even seen the start menu of one of those game so, trust me, it wasn't on purpose.

 

[Kurt.]

Mrs smashed my Everton pint glass this morning….

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Mrs smashed my Everton pint glass this morning….

Hope she's ordered another exactly the same.
If not...she ain't a keeper.

 

[chrissyjack]

Radio presenters who don’t play the of whole Mister Blue Sky. Cut off before the orchestral ending . Should incur a custodial sentence

 

[Kurt.]

Hope she's ordered another exactly the same.
If not...she ain't a keeper.

More fuming as it was my favourite glass… not just because it was Everton… I like a traditional pint glass, not these tall thin ones and this was my last one in traditional pint glass shape. Off to Tesco in a bit to buy some new ones.

 

[kev]

More fuming as it was my favourite glass… not just because it was Everton… I like a traditional pint glass, not these tall thin ones and this was my last one in traditional pint glass shape. Off to Tesco in a bit to buy some new ones.

Reported
@GrandOldTeam

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Relentless requests to rate customer service. If I get good service I do try and respond cos I know it can help the person who assisted me but I’m not happy about it.

 

[Charro]

Men who treat a simple game of 5-a-side like they're going down the trenches.

They'd put draft dodgers to shame with the excuses they come up with not to play a game of football.

 

[Papa Shango]

Online maps that don't zoom in when you use a scroll wheel on your mouse. So annoying.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

I bought a leaf blower/mulcher.
Only use it once a year...
Guarantee is for ...yes 1 year.
It's goosed....
Not very,ironically, green.

 

[Naisy'sCharitableLeanings]

When you make a cup of tea, diligently squeezing the teabag without spilling a drop, only for the fecker to inexplicably dive off the spoon back into the mug at the last moment, creating a 360-degree tea tidal wave.

 

[ClausThomsen]

I bought a leaf blower/mulcher.
Only use it once a year...
Guarantee is for ...yes 1 year.
It's goosed....
Not very,ironically, green.

Never understood them. Irritatingly noisy and doesn't actually do the job of gathering leaves up - just blows them onto the street or next doors garden.

A pretty obnoxious solution to a problem that the rake had already solved.

 

[ClausThomsen]

Men who treat a simple game of 5-a-side like they're going down the trenches.

They'd put draft dodgers to shame with the excuses they come up with not to play a game of football.

Alternatively....

Those men who treat a simple game of 5-a-side like they're going down the trenches.

Treat it like they're going to war with a ridiculously aggressive approach, snarling at their own team-mates over the slightest poor touch, throwing temper tantrums over every thing that goes against them. Seem utterly determined to treat it as an exercise in utter misery and confrontation rather than the child's ball game that it actually is.

The dreams over lads. You're not gonna make it as a professional footballer and you're not fooling anyone that you could have made it. It's not the oppo goalkeepers fault that your ex has moved on and the kids refer to someone else as dad while calling you by your first name.