LEONARD
Player Valuation: £60m
Written by somebody in Ashworth North secure hospital?
Writing as a qualified psychiatrist, I can confirm your suspicions.
Without descending into clinical language, the author here is 'absolutely f***ing bonkers'



Written by somebody in Ashworth North secure hospital?



I didn’t know whether to laugh or projectile vomit reading that2015 he came to Merseyside
He quickly restored our Club's pride
He came to us as the "Normal One"
But he's leaving as Liverpool's favourite son
I'm a fan for 60 years
Lots of joy and lots of tears
9 years ago we'd had little recent fame
Then Jurgen joined and Rekindled our flame
He was different to be fair
He said he would get us there
Put us back at the top
You kept your word Jurgen Klopp
4 Euro finals he got us there
3 were lost it wasn't fair
Madrid twice us did beat
Through Karius & Ramos the cheat
But then we got the Holy grail
Against Spurs we didn't fail
Origi scored, made our tears flow
That was number 6 you know
The Premier League followed soon
All of us Reds over the moon
Won in style with panache
Not like City and their endless cash
Champs of England & Europe now
Then World champions Kapow
Jurgen taking us on this magic ride
Restoring the Anfield pride
The "high press" teams couldn't beat
Even City it would defeat
The Mentality Monsters Jurgen's invention
In every game always in contention
No doubt he built a super team
Trent & Robbo were a dream
Ali in nets,Virgil the defender
Out on the pitch it was No Surrender
Hendo & Millie led from the front
On Gini you also took a punt
Fabinho top class there's no doubt
Often super sub Origi bailed us out
Up front we had the lot
Mane Bobby & Mo they were hot
Goal after goal they took us to heaven
We beat Utd by 5 and by 7
On the touchline Jurgen was class
His celebrations no one could surpass
A beat of his chest, a skip or a jump
Always ended with a fist pump
The fans he loved from the start
He took us all to his heart
We mattered to him , we were the hub
Oh he loves our football club
He gave us many a special night
But the Barca game was pure delight
Messi and Co couldn't cope
Because Jurgen gave us so much hope
At the match end I'll never forget
I can still see and hear it yet
Players and staff lined up at the Kop
You'll never walk alone sang from the rooftop
I could go on with stories galore
He always left us wanting more
Loved us all win lose or draw
The emotions is his face you always saw
So now as Sunday draws near
I'll tell you now I'll shed a tear
Shankly and Dalglish were up at the top
But they're never be another like Jurgen Norbert Klopp
This is the funniest thing I have ever read . It made me weep
You need to change the date as well.I have photoshopped it to make him fave in the odds and sending it to kopite mates to see if they bite.
I didn’t know whether to laugh or projectile vomit reading that
I lent slightly into laugh because they’re going to be crying genuine tears over a man leaving their club after a decade of 90% failure when they used to be the most successful team in the country
I then lent fully into laughter after realising how piss poorly it was written with some unbelievably ham fisted rhymes and use of they’re instead of there will in the final line
If he wears a full kit, he might even get subbed on and score the winner in the 97th minute. It would bring tears to Norb's eyes. Cue YMCA from the kop, and we're over to fan-cam in Kuala Lumpur to talk to some honourary scouse superfans...The 'author' is some desperate saddo, who believes 'Jurgen ' will read this doggerel, and invite him into the dugout beside him on Sunday.
You need to change the date as well.
Grand Old Scream. Clever thatHa Ha Ha....this spanner on RAWK actually thought my prediction didn't come true on Klopp....
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Klopp sees Guardiola in his nightmares more than Cliff Barnes ever saw JR in his.
Lol.
Yeah, well in for proving me *wrong*.
Still though our muppet rs neighbours seem to have deluded themselves into thinking he's better than Shankly and Paisley.lolThat team departed at the end of 2021/22.
The following season was a calamity and then this season 'Liverpool 2.0' had a meltdown.
Klopp had about 5 seasons of trying to hold onto Pep's shirt tails and that was it. That's his contribution to English football that the media have been trying to suggest is worth celebrating...that he slowed Man City down.
That's his legacy...
Indeed i really do hope that Wolves give Herr Klopp the departure he deserves this Sunday.What trophy, European place or relegation battle is concerned with the Liverpool vs Wolves match..none of them at all, should be an unmissable, exciting watch for Sky TV themselves. Everyone possible who doesn't support Wolves or Liverpool should avoid watching this tank fest to keep the viewing figures down.
