Confessions

Armaghtoffee · April 30, 2024

John Aldridge was my hero.

JimmyJeffers · April 30, 2024

I’ve done 3 jobbies whilst swimming in the sea and I very much enjoy it.

DanB90 · April 30, 2024

I once clogged the upstairs toilet at a house party after having a wild case of cocaine induced diarrhoea.

When I flushed the toilet the water just kept rising. I panicked and ran back downstairs before anybody noticed.

Someone discovered it shortly after and I joined everyone else in acting shocked and disgusted. Eventually everyone concluded it must’ve been the girl who left early.

I’m sorry Sarah.

JimmyJeffers · April 30, 2024

DanB90 said:
I once clogged the upstairs toilet at a house party after having a wild case of cocaine induced diarrhoea.

When I flushed the toilet the water just kept rising. I panicked and ran back downstairs before anybody noticed.

Someone discovered it shortly after and I joined everyone else in acting shocked and disgusted. Eventually everyone concluded it must’ve been the girl who left early.

I’m sorry Sarah.

What a save though.

Littlesue · April 30, 2024

JimmyJeffers said:
I’ve done 3 jobbies whilst swimming in the sea and I very much enjoy it.

DanB90 · April 30, 2024

JimmyJeffers said:
What a save though.

and I’d do it again.

JimmyJeffers · April 30, 2024

DanB90 said:
and I’d do it again.

Absolutely. I think everybody needs a Sarah now and then.

tommye · April 30, 2024

Kurt. said:
Welcome one and all to the GOT confession thread … there’s no rules … it’s your confession , good bad or anything else.. I’ll start you off .. bit mines a crap one

I confess that I hate my daughter living away and miss her every day she’s not here. She was home for the weekend but went home today. It’s only 2 hours away at most but she’s my best mate and I miss her not being around.

There you go, crap but honest ..

Carry on

I once bummed ye mars head raaaar in and only left £4.50 cos I didn't have a fiver in change. The 50p was an Isle Of Mann one too.

She's never mentioned it so assumed she never noticed.
I still feel guilty.
I'll pass you the quid for her when I next see you

Kurt. · April 30, 2024

tommye said:
I once bummed ye mars head raaaar in and only left £4.50 cos I didn't have a fiver in change. The 50p was an Isle Of Mann one too.

She's never mentioned it so assumed she never noticed.
I still feel guilty.
I'll pass you the quid for her when I next see you

That £4.50 got me half a kebab … thanks T , you’re a true friend and no mistake

Bkk Andy · April 30, 2024

A mate of mine lost his passport on a stag party in Budapest. It's was a bank holiday and he had to pay an emergency call out fee to get a temporary one to go home. It cost more than the flight.

I found it in my bag when I got home.

summerisle · April 30, 2024

I got rat arsed once whilst working in a small hotel, and decided to throw the bookings reservations book into a nearby river. That's when I acquired my butter won't melt in his mouth persona.