2023/24 Sean Dyche

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

If you’re a normal person watching it it’s a clumsy attempt at saying football is a fickle game and sometimes you’re the pigeon and sometimes you’re the statue and he understands that. If you hate dyche it’s him literally comparing himself to Jesus.

And you stare at me
In your Jesus Dyche pose
Arms held out
Like you've been carrying a load
And you swear to me
You don't wanna be my slave
But you're staring at me
Like I
Like I need to be
Saved
Saved
Like I need to be
Saved
Saved


IN HIS JESUS DYCHE POSE!

 

[JimmyK]

He literally called himself the Messiah, this isnt us putting words into his mouth, he said the words.

Which is why it was clumsy he should have realised people would pounce on it but obviously that isn’t what he was actually saying.

 

[PSB1]

And you stare at me
In your Jesus Dyche pose
Arms held out
Like you've been carrying a load
And you swear to me
You don't wanna be my slave
But you're staring at me
Like I
Like I need to be
Saved
Saved
Like I need to be
Saved
Saved


IN HIS JESUS DYCHE POSE!

Wut???

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Wut???

Oh man, am I the only Soundgarden fan in this thread?

 

[Goat]

Which is why it was clumsy he should have realised people would pounce on it but obviously that isn’t what he was actually saying.

I suppose hes a young lad and hopefully with experience he will try and avoid calling himself Jesus as he gets older.

 

[JimmyK]

I suppose hes a young lad and hopefully with experience he will try and avoid calling himself Jesus as he gets older.

I think in context he was saying just because he’d won a few games he wasn’t Jesus and now that he’s lost a few he isn’t useless but he was clumsy because he should have thought most people aren’t capable of understanding context and will just go off a click bait headline.

 

[Leylo]

And you stare at me
In your Jesus Dyche pose
Arms held out
Like you've been carrying a load
And you swear to me
You don't wanna be my slave
But you're staring at me
Like I
Like I need to be
Saved
Saved
Like I need to be
Saved
Saved


IN HIS JESUS DYCHE POSE!

Bed

 

[Goat]

I think in context he was saying just because he’d won a few games he wasn’t Jesus and now that he’s lost a few he isn’t useless but he was clumsy because he should have thought most people aren’t capable of understanding context and will just go off a click bait headline.

Yes, im the problem, not the fella calling himself Jesus after winning 1 game in 15.

My bad.

 

[Curtis]

If he was a religious icon he would known as Father dycheus , patron saint of the low block, hoof balls ,hail mary crosses and the sacred ritual of waiting till 70th minute for substitutions

 

[Goat]

Anyway, im giving him the benefit of the doubt, this is all a ruse for when he grabs 9 points in the next week and calls another Ramadan.

 

[JimmyK]

Yes, im the problem, not the fella calling himself Jesus after winning 1 game in 15.

My bad.

Dont blame yourself it’s what happens when your bmi is higher than your iq.

 

[nsno-chris]

The fella had the balls to do a “Tactical Masterclass” because he won at anfield during covid

Along with the 6 teams

 

[Leylo]

And you stare at me
In your Jesus Dyche pose
Arms held out
Like you've been carrying a load
And you swear to me
You don't wanna be my slave
But you're staring at me
Like I
Like I need to be
Saved
Saved
Like I need to be
Saved
Saved


IN HIS JESUS DYCHE POSE!

You did the Chelsea thread and this is what happens davey

 

[Goat]

Dont blame yourself it’s what happens when your bmi is higher than your iq.

OH crikey.

Touched a nerve?

My BMI is less than 30, if my IQ was 30 I doubt I could spell IQ.

 

[nsno-chris]

OH crikey.

Touched a nerve?

My BMI is less than 30, if my IQ was 30 I doubt I could spell IQ.

Do you reckon Matty can??