Match Thread Newcastle United v Everton - Waffle, Match Report, MotM Poll & more waffle

[wellillwill]

Beto doing his best impression of the Stracq.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Oh come on, wide open there and cuts that back to WHO

 

[sdk]

This is painful isn't it. Might go slam my junk in the fridge door repeatedly.

Do it now.

 

[lungo]

Gomes and DCL on. Change something.

yep bring bambi in lol

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

"Beto has his boots on the wrong feet"

Accurate scouting report.

He has feet

 

[Del-boy]

Absolutely nothing from us, nothing. You have to question what they do in training and whag the tactics actually are.

 

[DuncansPigeons]

Looks like they’re going through the motions waiting for the Baines/Rooney dream team

 

[Preki]

"Beto has his boots on the wrong feet"

Accurate scouting report.

Surely his technical limitations were there when he was scouted?

 

[Efcjake]

Oh good Dom is warming up

 

[LucBesson]

American commentator on my stream questioning whether Beto has his boots on the wrong feet. Probably a sincere question and all.

 

[Martin Alvito]

So our inspired plan to stay up is, "Win the six-pointers, and don't get hurt in any of these meaningless contests before then."

If I wanted to suggest that footy this bad implies an actual plan.

 

[blueboy72]

Is it game over already?

Dyche will be happy to keep in 1-0 till 80 and hope Newcastle try and sit back last 10 and maybe we get a chance somewhere for a point

 

[Shibbywiggles]

we DONT win games we need to we don’t win atall

coz it’s dyche he’s took us down and burnley

We took ten points for the last time we played those five teams mate. We’re awful, we’re in the worst form ever, there’s no confidence BUT these players can pick up 10+ from our remaining games - they are capable

 

[Toffe3m4n]

Beto needs to be stronger there

 

[irishblue11]

This is painful