6 + 2 Point Deductions

[W84 Dum Freeze]

Losers are red,
Victors are blue,
Klippety Klopps on his way,
And Masters is too...

 

[NathDogg]

Hoping we get to sing this to our silky shagger on Monday night.

“Heeeeeessss South African,
He only costs a grand a minute,
And we think he’s f@*£in brilliant,
RAAAABBBBINNNNNOWITZZZZZZ!”

 

[TyphooToffee]

Did anyone post this Athletic piece where Richard Masters is crying he has an impossible job, and (Wait for it!!!!) a couple of the factors he gives is COVID and the Ukraine war!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean, is he just taking the pee now or are we seeing the media stories coming out which exonerate us?

But do we accept this little dickie seeing as they were dismissed by the PL at the IC? GTF

Oh dear, not only does he share my stepson's name, he was also a goalkeeper too (though I doubt as good a Rich)

 

[Marc bolan]

And an extra five points because it's a second offence.

Don't forget the £20 million fine

 

[MisterJ]

And an extra five points because it's a second offence.

And award a penalty to Liverpool?

 

[Bwana]

Love and share.
Love, love, love and share.
Love, love, share. Love, love, share.
Smack Dickie's head in with a chair.

Violence is not a solution but alcohol is.

 

[Bwana]

No, the ultimate Everton thing would be an appeal, where they find our punishment too lenient, throw another five on, and we get another fifteen for the 2nd charge.

And be relegated by GD.

 

[royvernon39]

As Forever Everton says above in order for a judicial system to be fair it must be transparent
and penalties must be clearly stated. Why 10 points? why not 15 or indeed none?

It also shocks me that EFC and Forest are the only felons that have been apprehended.

 

[Liam-EFC]

 

[Victus]

Let's all panic from that tweet and expect bad news.

 

[Ferguson1878]

My main concern is that Masters is a slimy get. Strikes me as the kind of fella who'll resort to all manner of underhanded tactics as long as it saves his bacon.

Get ,haven’t heard that in years hahah

 

[Tipp blue]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Rhyming is hard
Just give back our 10 points you arseholes.

 

[msb]

Koppites Are red
Toffees are Blue
Koppites are Gobsh*tes
Masters is too

 

[PhilM]

And award a penalty to Liverpool?

They get the league title as mark of how sorry the PL are.

 

[Rich1878]

He's just gagging to see if we get fk all back the horrible little sweat. Can see him and his family now gathered around the TV with bottles of champagne ready to pop