Confirmed Signing Beto

[macdog]

Beeeetttooo
Beetoooooo
Beto scores and me wanna go home

Come Mr Beto man
Scoring goals for Everton...

 

[kev]

Has anyone said “Booooooto”

Can’t be bothered to check the hole thread

Anybody got a link for this please? I must have somehow missed it.
Is it marked NSFW?

 

[Mrbluenose]

Got high expectations for this guy. He certainly looks the part, he's gonna be boss.

Hope dies last and all that....

 

[GN!]

Ladies and gentlemen the Bet(o)les

 

[GN!]

Worth a beto on him to be first Everton player to score at Bramley moore ?

Edited for accuracy

 

[tellmema]

Come Mr Beto man
Scoring goals for Everton...

Next line....

Maupay comes on
And we wanna go home.

 

[Tipp blue]

If you had 11 Maupay’s in the starting lineup you’d be playing a 0-0-0 formation

You'd draw every game, the Maupay that's in goal will use his unique ability at not allowing a ball to cross a goal line.

 

[Brennan]

20/21 was it not? With Napoli trouncing teams 6:0 every other week or something daft and CR7 scoring 30 goals and 5 players going over 20 or something THE MOST "one off/freak" season since Leicester actually won a title.

Also the style of football of who can s**thouse the other the most gets tedious quick. I know people romanticise it but the best example of it was last year's Inter vs Milan derby CL semi - first game was 2:0 after 15 min and then it was 75 min of rolling around and complaining and 0 intensity from either side. Second game was the same except without the goals.

Tedious and boring nowadays, soz lads. Atalanta and Napoli are interesting and fun to watch but are very much the outlier in the league.

20/21 was even more goals. 100 goals more or something!

 

[formerly manx toffee]

Bit of pressure on this lad

 

[turner]

Come Mr Beto man
Scoring goals for Everton...

You people are terrible at chants. You're trying to replace a line in a song that ends in banana and we have players in our squad called gana, garner and onana.

Let's raise our game here lads

 

[Eggs]

Bit of pressure on this lad

…..we need to manage expectation.

5 years ago he was working in KFC, this time last year he moved to Udinese for just £5m & I read this a few days ago;

 

[Terrarian]

…..we need to manage expectation.

5 years ago he was working in KFC, this time last year he moved to Udinese for just £5m & I read this a few days ago;

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He did not just move last season, he was there on loan the previous season. So he had 2 seasons at Udinese, one as a loan player and one as a perm and he scored double digits both times. I'm sure zat has already pointed this out to you.

 

[MikeH72]

Just watched a youtube video on him, 6 mins and not one header. Surely he can head a ball at that height.

I mean I don’t expect many crosses, but at least help out for a corner in our area.

I assume you meant to put this in the Beto thread and not the depression thread. Anyway I don’t know what highlights video you watched but he scores headers at 1:30, 2:40 and 3:28 in this one, hope this helps.

 

[blulouie]

…..we need to manage expectation.

5 years ago he was working in KFC, this time last year he moved to Udinese for just £5m & I read this a few days ago;

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And Neville Southall was binman.

Shows a bit of reality and determination from them.

 

[bluebud]

Just watched a youtube video on him, 6 mins and not one header. Surely he can head a ball at that height.

I mean I don’t expect many crosses, but at least help out for a corner in our area.

I assume you meant to put this in the Beto thread and not the depression thread. Anyway I don’t know what highlights video you watched but he scores headers at 1:30, 2:40 and 3:28 in this one, hope this helps.

I’m sure I read on here as well that he has one of the highest stats for headed clearances in Serie A.