Pint before the game.

[Matt Damon]

Nah I can't be racist my Grandad's a black horse.

And some of his best friends are black horses too.

*gets t-shirt out*

 

[Azzurri]

I've even got a campaign to bring black and white horses together through hoofball.*







*Phil Jagielka invented it.

 

[Matt Damon]

I've even got a campaign to bring black and white horses together through hoofball.*







*Phil Jagielka invented it.

Lies. Joseph Yobo invented it.

 

[Azzurri]

Lies. Joseph Yobo invented it.

God, not this again.

Joey Yobs invented it, Jags perfected it.

 

[paulbefc]

The Oak is our favourite pre-match watering hole. 3-4 mins walk from the ground.

 

[EFCNIK]

I'll be in The Lisbon sipping a sangria mate. You're very welcome to come join me x

 

[Kurt.]

I'll be in The Lisbon sipping a sangria mate. You're very welcome to come join me x

i'll join you nik, meet me outside the ground at about one o clock, i'll be the one in the Everton top mate,,, can't wait now/

 

[buckieblue]

Thanks Paulbefc

 

[Matt Damon]

I'll be in The Lisbon sipping a sangria mate. You're very welcome to come join me x

Lies. You'll get ID'd and they won't let you in.

 

[EFCNIK]

Lies. You'll get ID'd and they won't let you in.

I'll show them my ID...

 

[Azzurri]

Lies. You'll get ID'd and they won't let you in.

GuyD'd more like.

 

[Matt Damon]

I'll show them my ID...

I bet you will.

 

[Del]

I'll show them my ID...

Hahaha fail by Gaymon what a shock

 

[Kurt.]

im going to bed, your all too mean on here for a Monday ffs...

 

[Kneeg]

Ok who here isn't gay?