Blue_Arsed_Fly
Player Valuation: £950k
Laughably bad last night. He usually irritates me beyond belief with his half-arsed ball hogging tripe every week, but last night I just couldn't get annoyed at him. Rather, I found myself laughing at him. Genuine, belly-aching laughter. That awful touch in the box & atrocious sliced finish with only the keeper to beat was a personal highlight.
I have never gotten to the point with an Everton player that I've gone beyond giving a flying fúck about them & instead view them as a comedy figure (Hibbo's been close but at least he looks like he gives a shÃt). Any hope of him doing anything remotely of benefit to the side is firmly in the distant past & how the fúck Moyes continues to play him despite an entire 2 years of disinterested dirge is beyond me.
I have never gotten to the point with an Everton player that I've gone beyond giving a flying fúck about them & instead view them as a comedy figure (Hibbo's been close but at least he looks like he gives a shÃt). Any hope of him doing anything remotely of benefit to the side is firmly in the distant past & how the fúck Moyes continues to play him despite an entire 2 years of disinterested dirge is beyond me.