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1. Jedward - No need to waste 2 bullets, just stand them next to each other and a clean shot through both their heads with one bullet.

2. Alan Green - Do I really need to explain?

3. Jordan/Katie Price - What a waste of flesh, no talent and the most horrific sounding voice

4. Mark Clattenburg - What a wan*er

5. Lee Evans - Possibly an unpopular choice amongst some but I cant see why so many people find him hilarious, sweaty unfunny retarded monkey

6. Piers Morgan - Terrible terrible human being, thinks far to much of himself and his own opinions and would be no great loss if we splattered his brains all over the place
 
efc82 said:
1. Jedward - No need to waste 2 bullets, just stand them next to each other and a clean shot through both their heads with one bullet.

2. Alan Green - Do I really need to explain?

3. Jordan/Katie Price - What a waste of flesh, no talent and the most horrific sounding voice

4. Mark Clattenburg - What a wan*er

5. Lee Evans - Possibly an unpopular choice amongst some but I cant see why so many people find him hilarious, sweaty unfunny retarded monkey

6. Piers Morgan - Terrible terrible human being, thinks far to much of himself and his own opinions and would be no great loss if we splattered his brains all over the place
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How dare you...
 

Easy one this for me 1) 'H' The blond t**t from Steps 2) Mel B - nearly snapped the keyboard typing her name 3) Whoever took Maddie - would have to be a painful shooting though - much pain 4) Richard and Fat Judy - just [Poor language removed] OFF 5) Politician - insert any name here- all con men 6) Gerrard / Carragher either hate them equally.
 

Aside from major criminals:

1) Luis Suarez - One of the worst human beings on earth.
2) Martin Atkinson - Bad Kopite.
3) Jeremy Clarkson - Absolute bell end. Hate the ****.
4) Danny Dyer - You're not hard mate.
5) Paris Hilton - I don't see what purpose she serves.
6) 'Snooki' - Probably the worst human being on earth.
 
It's changeable, but at present:

Luis Suarez, because he's a [Poor language removed].

The BBC Live Text lids, because they're c*nts.

David Cameron, because he's a [Poor language removed].

Rupert Murdoch, because he's a [Poor language removed].

James Murdoch, because he's a [Poor language removed].

Bill O'Reilly, see above.
 
I've had time to think now - it's hard because I don't really hate anyone....well apart from...

1 - Luis Suarez - for obvious detestable reasons
2 - All the pricks from The Only Way is Essex (line up next to each other 1 bullet through all their heads)
3 - Superman - As a Batman guy, I hate the way Superman sh*ts all over Batman in nearly all DC comics. (and no i don't know if the bullet would kill him. Shoot him in the balls, that should at least smart)
4 - Kerry Katona - Talentless idiot
5 - Jo Whiley - Actually do hate her - HATE HER - If you like anything she doesn't then you're not cool - stupid cow HATE HER
6 - Gok Wan - MAN UP YOU FREAK

If i had a 7th...

Chico when England are playing.
 
1) Nicholas Cage. Oooh look at me I constantly have a look of puzzlement/****ting myself on my face and for the most part act in films I have no place being in.

2) Luis Suarez. Biggest bell on the face of the place, genuinely a waste of oxygen.

3) Bruce Forsyth. Seriously man you're past it, and have been for some time.

4) Vegans. Get a grip.

5) Rob downstairs at work. Top class [Poor language removed].

6) Anyone in Glee.
 

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