The same things are happening in every single game. So let's at least make it fun.
One finger if Lukaku jumps for a header about 20 metres away.
One finger if Barkley slips, trips, or otherwise ends up on his arse with no external input.
Two fingers if a corner hits the first man.
Two fingers if possession in the attacking half goes all the way back to the goal keeper (an extra finger if they then punt it upfield to the opposing team).
Two fingers if an Everton player runs into 3 defenders on the edge of the opposing box and loses possession.
Finish your drink if a striker on a goal drought scores against us. The same applies for a crap team rediscovering their form.
Finish your drink if a blatant red is not given.
Give me more.
One finger if Lukaku jumps for a header about 20 metres away.
One finger if Barkley slips, trips, or otherwise ends up on his arse with no external input.
Two fingers if a corner hits the first man.
Two fingers if possession in the attacking half goes all the way back to the goal keeper (an extra finger if they then punt it upfield to the opposing team).
Two fingers if an Everton player runs into 3 defenders on the edge of the opposing box and loses possession.
Finish your drink if a striker on a goal drought scores against us. The same applies for a crap team rediscovering their form.
Finish your drink if a blatant red is not given.
Give me more.