To make matches more bearable to watch: a drinking game

[hetion]

The same things are happening in every single game. So let's at least make it fun.

One finger if Lukaku jumps for a header about 20 metres away.
One finger if Barkley slips, trips, or otherwise ends up on his arse with no external input.
Two fingers if a corner hits the first man.
Two fingers if possession in the attacking half goes all the way back to the goal keeper (an extra finger if they then punt it upfield to the opposing team).
Two fingers if an Everton player runs into 3 defenders on the edge of the opposing box and loses possession.
Finish your drink if a striker on a goal drought scores against us. The same applies for a crap team rediscovering their form.
Finish your drink if a blatant red is not given.

Give me more.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

That's a lot of fingering that mate. Not that I'm against it though. If we score can we have a fist?

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Two fingers every time a free kick/corner in opposition half ends up with our goalkeeper within fifteen seconds.

Free bottle of champagne every time Phil Jagielka gets in the face of the referee to contest a decision.

A finger for each time an important player picks up a serious-looking injury.

Three fingers each time an Everton player passes the ball directly out of play when under absolutely no pressure from the opposition.

 

[Chang Elephant]

Fingers going to get a bit slippery with this game, is the idea that the missus holds your drink while all this is going on ? Sound good though.

 

[BenWilde]

2 fingers everytime Distin slows the pace of the game down to the point where you're unsure you're watching professionals or your mates combi team.

2 fingers everytime Distin hoofs a ball so aimless it almost makes you physically sick.

2 fingers everytime the camera zooms in on Distin looking unassed after being robbed of the ball by the smallest player on the park and conceding a corner/throw/free kick needlessly

 

[Jags]

1 finger anytime Roberto has a starting line up with Naismith, Eto'o or Barkley on the wing.
1 finger everytime he takes one off, only to put another non-winger on the pitch.
1 finger everytime Joel punches/parries a cross/shot instead of catching it.

 

[Robocop]

Fingers? What does it even mean?

 

[cronullasharks]

1 finger everytime Barry needlessly fouls someone within free-kick difference
1 finger everytime the the opposition marches down the centre of the park at the speed of light

 

[cronullasharks]

Fingers? What does it even mean?

No idea. Just going along with it haha

 

[orly]

1 finger (preferably middle) to MARTINEZ everytime he shirks his responsibilities and labels abject performances as 'phenomenal'

 

[malfosse]

Fingers? What does it even mean?

If anybody want's to show you, don't agree to it ffs.

 

[malfosse]

The width of your finger is the amount of alcohol you put in your glass, I think.

 

[Fresh Prince of Belle Val]

Drinking games are for poncey students who think they are 'wacky'. Plus alcohol is banned within sight of the pitch. I'm a right Scrooge. Booooooo.

 

[Boss_Blue]

We're going to need more fingers...

 

[Andy McGurk]

2 fingers everytime Distan runs towards Baines or Garbutt with the ball, waits till they're surrounded and plays a trickle pass