The Sunday Sermon ,... Yay / Nay ???

[Bundy]

Doing things on Sunday makes Baby Jesus cry.

No mate, I do things on Sundays.

 

[Hail Evertonia]

I too am a newbie, but in favor of any and all things to teach me Everton history.

One request, however: Translations into Amurrican? Or maybe a slightly less crazy version of English English? It takes me 800 years to figure out LCAB's posts (nothing personal dude).

 

[dixie1928]

I too am a newbie, but in favor of any and all things to teach me Everton history.

One request, however: Translations into Amurrican? Or maybe a slightly less crazy version of English English? It takes me 800 years to figure out LCAB's posts (nothing personal dude).

You are a good person and deserve to learn. I am a Nigerian General. Send me 1,000,000 of your American currency units and I can teach you.

(favour, by the way.)

Yours,

Lagos Lil.

 

[Hail Evertonia]

You are a good person and deserve to learn. I am a Nigerian General. Send me 1,000,000 of your American currency units and I can teach you.

(favour, by the way.)

Yours,

Lagos Lil.

To Good sir,

I am greatly honor in your Request. I have 1,000,000 USD ready for immediate Wire Transfer to a trusted friend. Can I count on You???!!! Please tell me your Bank Information and password so I able to complete Transfer in haste!

Respecfully yours in Blessing,

Ms. Hail Evertonia, director of Big Important Bank


P.S. honor not honour

 

[little curly alan ball]

Im busy Sunday.

God fearing Aussies go to church on Sunday. Or Saturday if your one of those SDA mob.

McBouncer has rock breaking to do on the Sabbath . National Pastime , [Poor language removed] .

As for you MacMan , IF you weren't so fukn far away ,.......

P.S. God fearing Aussies ; Ner - Ner , Ner - Ner , Oxymoron alert !!! Ner- Ner , Ner - Ner ,.....

 

[little curly alan ball]

I too am a newbie, but in favor of any and all things to teach me Everton history.

One request, however: Translations into Amurrican? Or maybe a slightly less crazy version of English English? It takes me 800 years to figure out LCAB's posts (nothing personal dude).

Its laffin' dude .

Spikeman is currently working on the L.C.A.B. U.S. Translation Dictionary .

$25.00 Please !!!

 

[little curly alan ball]

Doing things on Sunday makes Baby Jesus cry.

Actually , he told me it was laffin' - 'Cause it was me . like , ....

 

[spikeman]

Its laffin' dude .

Spikeman is currently working on the L.C.A.B. U.S. Translation Dictionary .

$25.00 Please !!!

I get 90% of that of course.

I could make one if you want me too.

 

[little curly alan ball]

I get 90% of that of course.

I could make one if you want me too.

No , 35% , overheads , lid , and that could WELL be handy .

Oh , cheers to the man who proposed Latchford's 30 goals .

( Tears up Sermon ,...Starts again ,...)

Nice one .

 

[Matt Damon]

Looks like LCAB's got a GO FOR LAUNCH!!!!

[video=youtube;cWnmCu3U09w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWnmCu3U09w[/video]

Is that THE EGO I can see orbiting round the sun? Or the sun orbiting round THE EGO ?

 

[mezzrow]

Off to the pulpit with you, Vicar. What's the lesson of the week, if I may ask?

 

[little curly alan ball]

Is that THE EGO I can see orbiting round the sun? Or the sun orbiting round THE EGO ?

Chicken / Egg(o) , lid ,.... See what I did there ,..???

Damn , I'm GOOD .

 

[little curly alan ball]

Off to the pulpit with you, Vicar. What's the lesson of the week, if I may ask?

It WAS gonna be Bobby Latch' , but THAT one is outta the bag ,....

So , Im afraid you'll have to wait , Middle Man .

Sorry , Blue . It'll be there , mind . Just don't know whom as yet .

 

[spikeman]

No , 35% , overheads , lid , and that could WELL be handy .

Oh , cheers to the man who proposed Latchford's 30 goals .

( Tears up Sermon ,...Starts again ,...)

Nice one .

So thats a yes?

 

[little curly alan ball]

So thats a yes?

Absolutely , Son .