The statistically typical Everton fan is...

[Kanye]

...male, age 25-39, drives a Ford, owns a pet bird, likes eating cottage cheese and reindeer fillet, thinks women should run the world, but likes reading Nuts magazine and the Mirror.

Source: https://yougov.co.uk/profiler#/Everton_F_C/demographics

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

R.B.o.G.

Not yer 'typical' Evertonian.

 

[tommye]

... A miserable [Poor language removed] with a fetish for disappointment.

 

[Howards tipple]

Owns a pet bird? That the missus?

 

[ilikecheese]

I ate cottage cheese yesterday...

 

[ToffeeDoug]

..owns a pet bird..

More likely to be a Norwich City fan surely?

 

[Howards tipple]

Look at the Liverpool one. Doesn't mention Norway, shows it's rubbish!

https://yougov.co.uk/profiler#/Liverpool_F_C/media

 

[bizzaro]

...male, age 25-39, drives a Ford, owns a pet bird, likes eating cottage cheese and reindeer fillet, thinks women should run the world, but likes reading Nuts magazine and the Mirror.

Source: https://yougov.co.uk/profiler#/Everton_F_C/demographics

You what?

 

[malfosse]

...male, age 25-39, drives a Ford, owns a pet bird, likes eating cottage cheese and reindeer fillet, thinks women should run the world, but likes reading Nuts magazine and the Mirror.

Source: https://yougov.co.uk/profiler#/Everton_F_C/demographics

Not one of those apply to me.

 

[malfosse]

Oh ffs I just noticed male. lol

 

[BluePeadar]

this is complete tosh.
That result looks like they interviewed 2 people. Reindeer meat?

the liverpool one is a girl!!!!

 

[malfosse]

this is complete tosh.
That result looks like they interviewed 2 people. Reindeer meat?

the liverpool one is a girl!!!!

One of them must have been @TheFinnFan.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

must have asked the same fans surveyed for last seasons badge.

 

[Kurt.]

Bitter

 

[Clint Planet]

I ate cottage cheese yesterday...

You would.