The Science of the Feel Good

[GhostOfDixie]

How good have Everton made you feel?

The men in white coats have been crunching some numbers, pouring weird chemicals into test tubes and firing up their bunsen burners.

League Titles (in your lifetime) x 10

FA Cups x 5

European Trophy x 10

League Runners Up x 5

Major Cup runners up to Liverpool x -10

Major Cup runners up to anyone else x -5

Wins over Liverpool (live) x 10

Wins over Liverpool (on telly/radio that you can remember) x 5

Wins over Man U (live) x 5

Wins over Man U (on telly/radio that you can remember) x 4

Relegation battles won (live) x 2.5

Anyone want to add anymore to the formulae?

Mine so far = 72.5

No idea what it means, I suppose the lower the amount the less Everton have made you smile.

Clearly bored, but what the hell.

 

[Goat]

I got over a 100 then my head started hurting, proper Superfan me.

 

[Welton Toffee]

Not many....

 

[Cena]

61.5 me. Not good enough. MOYES OUT

 

[Blue Truth]

I got 0........

 

[Number_25]

League Titles (in your lifetime) None

FA Cups x 1

European Trophy None

League Runners Up None

Major Cup runners up to Liverpool None

Major Cup runners up to anyone else x - 1

Wins over Liverpool (live) x 2

Wins over Liverpool (on telly/radio that you can remember) x 3

Wins over Man U (live) x 2

Wins over Man U (on telly/radio that you can remember) x 2

Relegation battles won (live) x 2


My total = 11

 

[McBain]

This is one of those threads where you go 'Ive been sitting here to long'

Time for a coffee.

 

[Rook]

The formula would work better if you figured out a way to subtract from the score all the ligaments and body parts that prominant players left on the pitch the last 24 months.