Song for Liverpool -Amerillo (love it)

[Lightwood]

Just seen this but very funny,

When the day is dawning
On a scouser's Monday morning
How I long to be there,
the bottom 3 is waiting for me, there.
All around the city where I lay my hat.
They say thanks to Torres, the useless Spanish ****!
Is this the way to relegation?
The laughing stock, of the nation.
Dreaming dreams of trips to Preston.
Days out in S****horpe wait for me...

 

[Phil Neville Superstar]

As good as it may be, I really doubt that it will get going.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

There's a churchbell ringin',
Gwladys Street, the boys are singing,
We all wrecked the Kopites clio,
Sweaty tw@ who smelt of B.O.,
Just beyond the Valley, there's a pair of Yanks
Evertonians love you, we just wanna say tha-a----anks !!

You wrecked the [Poor language removed] like dreams are made of,
they're goin' down to Palace and cov,
You gave us blues a moment of bliss,
When you got Woy... who stinks of p1ss !!

Sha la la lala lalala
Sha la la lala lalala
Sha la la lala lalala