Royal Dyche - what would it take?

[mahermi1]

Posed this question somewhere else and realised it was fun.

What would it take for Dyche, as Everton manager, to get a pub named after him by us fans...

And if so, what would you name the pub.


For me. League cup this season plus Europa League spot.

Pub name. Xg Wells arms or the gravel pit inn

The Gravel Pit Inn haha.
None stop Slade and Rod Stewart on the Jukebox all night.

 

[Nymzee]

why can’t i see the sean dyche thread unless i search it?

Must mean you have @Brett Angell Delight on ignore.

 

[PeregrineT]

A total xG of above 65

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Still waiting for Baines' House of Blues to go in over by the dock....until then, sniff it, Sean.

 

[Chewbacca]

If Howard Kendall doesn’t have one……

 

[matty1878]

Must mean you have @Brett Angell Delight on ignore.

i do

 

[ste d' indica]

I'd go with 'The Scotch Egg'

 

[Nymzee]

Already got a pub named after him where I live.

The Golden Ball.

 

[TGW89]

3-0 win at Anfield in May 2025, which seals our first league title in 38 years. A sobbing Jurgen hands over the PL title to Lord Dyche of Walton, who then proudly lifts it aloft in the centre circle, while Klopp gives his scotch eggs a good tonguing in front of an empty Kop End, because they've all buggered off to catch the last flight from Speke.

 

[MikeH72]

The Rolling Woan

 

[witchdoc187]

Funniest pub name I ever saw was "yer ma's love truncheon". Not sure who it was named after though

 

[LEONARD]

He's doing a good job, but let's not kid ourselves.

Aside from Shipman and Pep, and like all PM managers, he is only 4 bad results from the imminent sack.

 

[14_dollars]

Benitez got his own noodle bar...

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Heavy Ballesteros still makes me chuckle.

 

[Huyton Layne]

Get us a cup and he can have a pub. It's not like it's a giant mural on the actual ground or anything.

 

[Hangleton]

If Howard Kendall doesn’t have one……

He did get a town named after him.