Ramiro Funes Mori New Song.

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

What do I do to make you love me
What have I got to do to be heard
What do I do when lightning strikes me
What have I got to do
What have I got to do
When Mori seems to be the hardest word

 

[AaronTheBlue]

whats the story of funes mori, maybe he'll score a goal.

(ballamory or whatever)

 

[Huyton Layne]

Hey, Ramiro Funes Mori
Don't you worry, I say hey
Ramiro Funes Mori

 

[emb]

I don't care too
Much for Mori
Mori cost 3x John Stones

Which of course is deeply unfair on the lad, but it just fits.

 

[JayBernard]

(to the tune of Flintstones)

Mori
Funes Mori
something something Everton Family?
From some town in Argie
hes gonna go down in history?

something like that anyway

 

[Matty_j1878]

I'm your biggest fan,
I'd follow you across the Mersey,
Ramiro, Funes, Mori

Ramiro there's no other centre half,
You know that you'll be,
Our, Ramiro, Funes, Mori.

 

[bag a yoko]

Ohhh. Whats the story Funes Mori...

 

[Prevenger17]

 

[ToffeeDevil]

we should make use of his nickname, "melli", also

 

[Deleted member 24970]

We started at 5 we ended at 9 thats our mori, we went out for yarms and came back with you in our arms thats our mori, whilst on our back we looked for our straq we got leandrooooo


Im like Ice Cube from NWA Straight outta walton

 

[Deleted member 24970]

we should make use of his nickname, "melli", also

Smelly

 

[ToffeeDan]

No idea but after he nets the winner in the Derby it'll be (to the tune of Let's go f...g mental) Ramiro Funes Mori (repeat ad infinitum)

 

[obc]

when your strikers do moan
cos they can't shoot on goal
thats our Mori

when the balls in you net
from our corner piece set
we're in love.

 

[Dithering Dougie]

Let is never be said,
Starquialse was bad,
Cause he came with no fee,
And he scored no worldies,

Mori, Mori, Mori, Mori
Do ya, Do ya, Do ya, Do ya
Know Denis Stra-qua-luris
Mori, Mori, Mori, Mori

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

Staying on the Beatles theme, here we go......




Bobby put a bid in and the boy said yes,

Bill he bought a ticket for the plane.

Bill said here is nine but tell them that it’s five,

And then the boy he flew in to JLA.

Ramiro, Ramiro, Funes Mori,

La, la, la, that’s his name.

Ramiro, Ramiro, Funes Mori,

La, la, la, that’s his name