Jelavic Injury?

[Goat]

Amazing the resources that Damon has at his fingertips.

Financial experts
Race relations
Law
Medical

It's like he is in some upper elite of people at the top of the tree.



When in reality he's just some saddo that spends all his days on an internet forum claiming to be an expert on just about every subject under the sun.
Apart from how to get a root.

I was just gonna post the same thing.

He has everybody at his fingertips.

He talks to Millionares, Surgeons and probably God himself.

 

[Brennan]

I was just gonna post the same thing.

He has everybody at his fingertips.

He talks to Millionares, Surgeons and probably God himself.

Damon is God. Hence the omniscience.

 

[Matt Damon]

A tear in the muscle where there is no protrusion and which causes a very different kind of pain to an actual hernia is not the same, no.

Plenty of medical misnomers exist. I suppose you'd say all of them weren't misnomers either because your local GP said them.

You're on the ropes here Damon.

On the ropes? Are you on drugs?

Unbelievable

You'll be saying next that a broken neck and a broken back aren't breakages of the vertabrae and and don't lead to paralysis next!

Just a "misnomer"...

 

[Brennan]

On the ropes? Are you on drugs?

Unbelievable

You'll be saying next that a broken neck and a broken back aren't breakages of the vertabrae and and don't lead to paralysis next!

Just a "misnomer"...

 

[TheFinnFan]

injuries happend, get over it ffs.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

I was just gonna post the same thing.

He has everybody at his fingertips.

He talks to Millionares, Surgeons and probably God himself.

He must be Head Mason or something ? I don't know how he finds time to be on here, someone so knowledgeable must be forever in court and parliament offering expert analysis.
"Oh Hi Dave, what's that you say mate ? Tax Credits ? Complete waste of time lad, sack 'em off lad."
"There are people that depend on them though Oh Knowledgeable one"
"Nah Dave, It's a myth lad, and anyway it won't affect either of us so feck em lad."
"As long as your sure Matt, btw Georgie Os will be round for some Calculus lessons, he can't quite get to grips with this budget thing"
"No probs Dave, just hide everything as other expenditure...that means tax lad."

 

[nainotreve]

On the ropes? Are you on drugs?

Unbelievable

You'll be saying next that a broken neck and a broken back aren't breakages of the vertabrae and and don't lead to paralysis next!



My mate broke his back and wasn't paralised, lucky he didn't sever his spinal chord eh?

 

[Brennan]

On the ropes? Are you on drugs?

Unbelievable

You'll be saying next that a broken neck and a broken back aren't breakages of the vertabrae and and don't lead to paralysis next!



My mate broke his back and wasn't paralised, lucky he didn't sever his spinal chord eh?

Clearly he was paralysed, your mate must be misinformed.

 

[Tubey]

Clearly he was paralysed, your mate must be misinformed.

STOP WALKING LAD FFS YOUR PARALYSED.

 

[Phenom]

Goat and Reidy just laid a smack down on the damonator.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Good to know that this lad is bustin a gut for the cause anyhow.

 

[BlueTak]

Will need surgery and be out for 4-6 Weeks according to Twitter.

 

[Alio]

Will need surgery and be out for 4-6 Weeks according to Twitter.

FML. What are the chances

 

[EFCNIK]

Soemthing wrong with his pubes apparently?

 

[KUEFC09U2]

Will need surgery and be out for 4-6 Weeks according to Twitter.

According to who on twitter? lets be honest its never been the most reliable of sources.