January Transfer Window 2023

[Jcr1878]

Paul Onuachu looks about the best we are linked with at the moment if there is any truth to it. 16 goals in 19 games is pretty tasty.

He's signing for Southampton

 

[toffee-boy]

Paul Onuachu looks about the best we are linked with at the moment if there is any truth to it. 16 goals in 19 games is pretty tasty.

Looks like he's signing for Southampton sorry

 

[MikeH72]

Sorry John

Thelwell’s magnificent scouting network working wonders once again. At least we’ve branched out from the Premier League to the Championship.

Can he play in Kev’s European 3-5-2 that we’ll be coaching?

 

[sd_1992]

All stemmed from not sacking Lampard before the WC.

A decision that ultimately sealed our fate.

Excuses coming in for Dyche before he has even managed a game. How utterly predictable.

No wonder the club is in the mess it is when fans so openly embrace mediocrity.

 

[ChicagoToffee]

Call Club Atletico Union. The Straq is still lacing them up, albeit in the Argentine 3rd Division.

Easily gettable for a bag of Walker's Prawn Cocktail, which might be the worst tasting chip / crisp ever made.

 

[Bungle]

We are like a very outdated family, who are very set in there own personal culture beliefs.

Kevin - mum, I've seen something I like that would really benefit the family In these dark times. Can I spend my pocket money on it.

Mum - Well son, I will have to have a look into it first before I can allow you to spend money just like that.
OK son, I've had a very long hard look and I think that might be possible but I just need to put to your father first.

Father - Well Bill, I will have to take a longer look into this as of your previous misjudgement on purchases.
After consulting with Advisors father 'Mosh' decides to take a look himself.

Father - I'm ever so sorry Bill but could you please relay to Kev that all I can find is a 'SOLD OUT' notice.
His pocket money will have to be locked away for now.

Kev - That's what you bloody said last time DAD !! ?

I found myself doing the weirdest voices and accents to each characters line in my head there

 

[EFC_FRANCIS]

Kev has set the filter to height above 6 foot 3 and quality to at least 1.5 stars.

 

[Lob]

Looks like he's signing for Southampton sorry

He's signing for Southampton

Damn, i am too far behind with all of this. Oh well, back to 2nd stream championship players then.

 

[Bristol Blue]

This sky transfer deadline day coverage is a proper cringe fest, more so than usual!
Why are they sat next to the revolving doors at the entrance to the building ?

 

[wabisabi]

By that logic we should just stick with Simms and Dom up front. Focus our money on wingers if that'll be the tactics

Errr .. no logic here fella. Just sheer desperation.

 

[chicoazul]

Not an Everton transfer.... Could not care

You cared by replying pal.

 

[captainvindaloo]

These might be the only transfers we get this window...

 

[john jako]

Ashley Barnes is twice the place of Joao btw

 

[Gooner66789]

This sky transfer deadline day coverage is a proper cringe fest, more so than usual!
Why are they sat next to the revolving doors at the entrance to the building ?

As much as it was Cringe back in the day, Jim white and Natalie Sawyer carried.

And white is a bell

 

[Bungle]

Just can't believe you're board haven't gave Dyche even a little backing.

They must seriously be thinking we're done, let's just regroup and refocus next year in the Championship.

Unbelievable, he at least deserved a little bit of help.

Scuttle off back to the other transfers thread and complain about signing decent players you entitled little knobhead