Where's Naisy? No one in that team will run their socks off, we'd go down for sure
January 2015 transfer window ( No GIFs allowed )(Nor fish puns ffs)
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Where's Naisy? No one in that team will run their socks off, we'd go down for sure
Mrtallywacker
GOT spiritual advisor
Konoplyanka is a serious target apparently. May God speed his arrival onto our left wing.
They were talking on a podcast I listen to about keepers in struggling teams, and about how it is easier to shine. They talked about how Marshall and Ruddy both looked brilliant last year because they were always under the cosh, but this year without the pressure they have gone back to looking fairly average. Not sure if there is that much truth in this but it has put me off Marshall a bit. I am happy to stick with Robles for the time being. Priority for me is definitely on the wings.
By god I'm blue
Banned at own request
It's a fine line as usual, especially with keepers.
18 months ago De Gea was a bumbling fool, now he's the best shot stopper in the galaxy.
backintime1945
Player Valuation: £500k
Watching videos of players always remind me of "Mike Bassett- football manager".
Agent sends Mike a video when a center forward, scores a hat full of goals, agent tells Mike the player he has sent the video on costs very little.
Mike, thinks he has a bargain and signs him just in time for the next game, Mike sends him on as sub, tells him to get into the box for a corner,
the player rushes for the the ball and catches it.
Unfortunately the player who the video was on was the useless goalkeeper who let all the goals.
The lesson being do not trust agents and the videos the put out.
Of course Mike went onto become England manager, so there is still hope for us all.
CahillsCornerFlag
Player Valuation: £70m
According to who?
TheAlmightyFloater
Player Valuation: £30m
Possibly MI5
CahillsCornerFlag
Player Valuation: £70m
The word 'apparently' makes me go spare.
Chimpy Glassman
Player Valuation: £30m
Yeah mate, the RS were willing to spunk 20m notes on him. Doesn't mean much though.
This list makes me howl with laughter -
Andy Carroll £35,000,000 31 January 2011
Adam Lallana £25,000,000 * 1 July 2014
Luis Suarez £22,800,000 31 January 2011
Fernando Torres £20,200,000 4 July 2007
Dejan Lovren £20,000,000 * 27 July 2014
Lazar Markovic £19,800,000 15 July 2014
Robbie Keane £19,000,000 28 July 2008
Javier Mascherano £18,600,000 * 29 February 2008
Stewart Downing £18,500,000 15 July 2011
Glen Johnson £17,500,000 26 June 2009
Alberto Aquilani £17,100,000 * 7 August 2009
Jordan Henderson £16,000,000 * 9 June 2011
Mario Balotelli £16,000,000 25 August 2014
Joe Allen £15,000,000 10 August 2012
Mamadou Sakho £15,000,000 2 September 2013
Lets sign one of them then cos we are always under the fuc*ing cosh
Chimpy Glassman
Player Valuation: £30m
£233.9 million on utter dross.
somebody who thinks they can jump on the stories once it's already been broke and look ITK "apparently".
TheAlmightyFloater
Player Valuation: £30m
TheFinnFan
Finners
Once, i jumped on a story
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