What advice would you give him regarding his performance so far?
Stop persisting with the same right side of the pitch...IT IS LAME
What key points in our style of play would you bring to his attention that you felt could be improved?
One skilful player in the entire first 11 is not good enough.
What player would you recommend he scout?
Joao Moutinho AGAIN
What current first 11 and formation would you suggest he tries out?
If we had a full strength side?
Howard, Heitinga, Jagielka, Distin, Baines, Billy, Arteta, Rodwell, Cahill, Pienaar, Yakubu
What non football related question would you ask him?
What rugby league team do you support?