Fellaini

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Fantastic, I'll be right over. Please alert the media. You'll recognize me right away by the stylish hump I have on my back. Also the pronounced sagittal crest over my brows. I walk with a stutter and speak with a limp.
 
Is that all? You are obviously in good physical shape.
My personal beauty is legendary in my small town, though most citizens here are blind. Many have been neurologically damaged due to toxic runoff in the water, but this doesn't in any way factor into the deep regard they have for me and my Fine Figure.
 
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