Match Thread Everton v Bournemouth - Preview, Match Report & MotM Poll

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Its time to change the story.

Goats 11 to start :

Pickford
Patterson -Tarkowski- Branthwaite - Mykolenko
Harrison - Onana - Garner - McNeil
Gomes Betunca - Calvert-Lewin
Thought I would change the story by using their real names for once.

COYB
 

I think he may have lost the dressing room already due to his tactics or lack of them.

We will huff and puff for the first 30 minutes with scrappy half chances without anything being created properly from the training ground.
First clean sheet of the season but still winless at home

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I pray that's his last game as manager of this club.
 
Would say we will win normally, but we cant seem to get anything right lol, thought we would lose to Brentford, thought we would beat Luton, half thought we would lose to villa in Cup - but now we have to win at all costs as that Gap wil get bigger to teams above, after we messed up that chance of having a 6 point gap to bottom 3 after Luton game
 

We desperately need to win but we probably won’t. Then we’ll all turn on the manager hoping he gets sacked in the international break. But he probably won’t either.
This seems a fair summary.

I reckon it'll be a draw. We still won't score more than one at home under Dyche

(in many ways I'm making this prediction because of how frequently I'm wrong and I'm hoping I'm somehow tempting fate into having us score a hatfull)

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GettyImages-1636425004.jpg

Its time to change the story.

Goats 11 to start :

Pickford
Patterson -Tarkowski- Branthwaite - Mykolenko
Harrison - Onana - Garner - McNeil
Gomes Betunca - Calvert-Lewin
Thought I would change the story by using their real names for once.

COYB
I like the team. Pity Dyche won't play it.
 

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