Caption Competition

[SLAVEN BILIC]

Go for either of these 2...

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Btw, I've made this it's own thread because in the past it seems we've hd threads for individual pictures.

top one...

velios: I saw this boss new tv series that's just started in Greece, it's called happy days and there's fella called the Fonz who does this with his thumbs and says haaaay. he's cool as fook.

gibbo: that's not new soft lad, that started last year in Ireland.

stubbs: Jesus, to think I was nearly your manager!!!



bottom one....

maggie: so, 36? is that your length or number of male sex partners. by the way I'm gueye.

 

[noharmdone]

Go for either of these 2...

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Stubbs. " Been sent out of class against haven't I. I keep talking about how it was with Davie.. "

AV " how long have you got to stand out her for ? "

DG " hope the head Dosent walk past.. Always used to happen to me when I was stood outside.."

 

[Fensta]

Vellios : "What's got 2 thumbs and loves blowjobs ?"

"This guy !"

 

[Deloodid]

AV: Hey guys, not seen you for a while!!

Both: keep walking gobsh*te, this convo isnt for reserves.

 

[RFUS]

Vellios: Honestly lads, I'm telling you, Distin's wang was this freaking big.

Let me show you why they call me "Magayegitty Gueyegitty Falilou".

 

[ToffeeDan]

AV: Greek Air Guitar lesson - first one free.
AS: Nah, I've got to give Tone some shooting practice mate!

MG (pulling TB towards his crotch): Pre-season initiation ceremony for new boys goes like this.

 

[micknick]

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Remember that time your corner found my head Mikel ?

Si Pheel, Arsene he waz a fooreeus !!

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

'kin Puma lad !!

 

[Shibbywiggles]

I kind of love this picture, no hard feelings toward Mikel whatsoever.

Baines: "cheers for leaving Mik lad! Now I get to take all of the set pieces and they're dead boss like"

 

[MickM86]

Alan Stubbs picture-

Velios: So I was driving this massive arctic wagon down the 62 right? Next thing Gibbo's standing on the hard shoulder so I rolled the window down and said "Gibbo, you don't play for Utd anymore, what are you doing down here?"

Stubbs:................is that it?




Arteta picture:

Mikel Arteta: Lads, trust me, Arsenal is way better, I've told you's what to do in January and we are going to win the league.

Jags: Yea, I suppose you're right.

Baines: I've never looked at it like that yknow

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

Bainsey: That's the last ****ing time I take my kit home for my missus to wash lads, seen me socks ffs?

 

[ToffeeDan]

So I said to the boss, let's really p*ss them off with a bid of a pound over the £40M and see all them Kopites froth at the mouth. We never wanted him anyway!!

 

[Eggs]

Go for either of these 2...

Btw, I've made this it's own thread because in the past it seems we've hd threads for individual pictures.

....Stubbs - "One good thing about me not getting the Managers job is that you wont be humping my daughter!!"

 

[Eggs]

...Mikel " I'll swap you these boots for one of your international caps".