LeftSideofthePond
Player Valuation: Free Transfer
-The officiating in the EPL is a constant head-scratcher. Where they dig up these morons is beyond me, but the one consistent seems to be a lack of consistency.
-Barkley looks to be the best player on the squad in this young campaign. Always positively intrepid, high energy. Truly an exercise in the expression of youthful exuberance. Love that No. 20 and always feel good when he's on the ball.
-Distin has one operational foot, and it has very poor touch. Poor Syl is not the kind of CB that should be pretending to play in Barca's system. I cringe every time he has the ball and we're trying to play from the back.
-Mirallas: boss as usual. As far as I'm concerned, you can't have too many Belgians on your squad. I can deal with the bad haircuts and cigarettes.
-Jelavic is not a premier league striker anymore. Slow reactions, indecisive in the touch, a genuine displeasure to watch at this point.
-I don't know why we even send Fellani up on corners anymore. He is essentially tackled every time he moves with a predictable non-reaction from the officials.
-I don't know what you limes call douchebags over on your side of the pond: [Poor language removed], tosser, etc., but David Moyes is that. If I were Bill Kenwright, I would casually walk up and cold-cock him in his lady bits.
-On that note, I'd like to punch Jonas Olsson right in the neck.
-Whilst writing this post, I nonchalantly walked past Leon Osman with my laptop in midfield. Flimsy would be an extremely kind description of what that Lilliputian offers in defense. I'm over it.
-Tim Howard has been outstanding in this young season. Competition has done him well. Excellent reactions and, much to my surprise, his distribution has improved markedly.
-We seem to have developed an essence of inopportunity in front of goal. Not enough chances created, and of those chances, not enough converted.
-Let's go Villa. I've got a brace from Benteke. Enjoy your Saturday, ladies.
-Barkley looks to be the best player on the squad in this young campaign. Always positively intrepid, high energy. Truly an exercise in the expression of youthful exuberance. Love that No. 20 and always feel good when he's on the ball.
-Distin has one operational foot, and it has very poor touch. Poor Syl is not the kind of CB that should be pretending to play in Barca's system. I cringe every time he has the ball and we're trying to play from the back.
-Mirallas: boss as usual. As far as I'm concerned, you can't have too many Belgians on your squad. I can deal with the bad haircuts and cigarettes.
-Jelavic is not a premier league striker anymore. Slow reactions, indecisive in the touch, a genuine displeasure to watch at this point.
-I don't know why we even send Fellani up on corners anymore. He is essentially tackled every time he moves with a predictable non-reaction from the officials.
-I don't know what you limes call douchebags over on your side of the pond: [Poor language removed], tosser, etc., but David Moyes is that. If I were Bill Kenwright, I would casually walk up and cold-cock him in his lady bits.
-On that note, I'd like to punch Jonas Olsson right in the neck.
-Whilst writing this post, I nonchalantly walked past Leon Osman with my laptop in midfield. Flimsy would be an extremely kind description of what that Lilliputian offers in defense. I'm over it.
-Tim Howard has been outstanding in this young season. Competition has done him well. Excellent reactions and, much to my surprise, his distribution has improved markedly.
-We seem to have developed an essence of inopportunity in front of goal. Not enough chances created, and of those chances, not enough converted.
-Let's go Villa. I've got a brace from Benteke. Enjoy your Saturday, ladies.