6 + 2 Point Deductions

It will be announced at half time tomorrow, the shagger silk will come out in his y fronts, dragging a dead lion by it's tail to the center circle while swinging a purple dildo attached to a shoelace over his head, then Mr testicles will run out and shag the lion followed by Sam Allerdice who'll proceed to milk gravy out of his own tits into a pint glass and the silk will chug the lot all while the PL anthem is blasted over the loud speakers... Think the PL would be OK with all this going

Be a tough w@nk that!
 



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