Here's my 2do-list for the coming months then. Feel free to add to it.
* Finish 7th. Fail to gain anything else significant from our results.
* Sell Yak and Yobo off.
* Fail to get rid of Vaughan. End up loaning him out. AGAIN. To League 1.
* Fail at retaining Eric Dier. Or, hopefully, solve him permanently. Chances are the former, though.
* Release random academy dross like Nsiala or whatever on a free.
* Barkley to have a setback, out till next November. Career broken already.
* Release new kits to a mixed reaction from fans. We already know what they look like and are underwhelmed.
* Go on an overhyped preseason tour. End up losing money on it.
* Cahill, Coleman and Distin injured in preseason.
* Lose 1-3 against Preston in the same game with said injuries.
* Vellios and Gueye to score ****loads of goals in the friendlies, yet fail to get real gametime in august.
* Let Heitinga go in a flurry of bitterness and unfortunately worded OS articles. Sold for £6m to Schalke.
* The Heitinga deal was supposed to be a swap for Huntelaar, but that transfer obviously falls through.
* Sign Elmander on a free. Break wage structure. Two weeks after arrival, his new home in Liverpool is broken into in a racially motivated anti-swede assault. The trauma keeps him out of action till christmas.
* Get into a mess over signing Charlie Adam. Ultimately fail. He scores against us at castle greyskull a few months later.
* LCAB's internet connection breaks for 3 days in the middle of august. The entire world wide web is thrust into a panic.
* Billy to give up, retire from football and become a russian sports pundit.
* Fixture computer to give us our first game against QPR away. It is not broadcast. We lose.
* Saha scores his first goal the day before transfer deadline day. We lose 1-4 to WBA again.
* We sign noone the following day.
* But we sell Neville to LA Galaxy. Anichebe is made captain.
* Elstone writes a blog. About how our cooperation with Thailand is going sooo well.
I don't mean to be negative, i'm just kinda understimulated i guess.
Bookmark this, lets' see how right i am come fall.
Otherwise, happy easter.
* Finish 7th. Fail to gain anything else significant from our results.
* Sell Yak and Yobo off.
* Fail to get rid of Vaughan. End up loaning him out. AGAIN. To League 1.
* Fail at retaining Eric Dier. Or, hopefully, solve him permanently. Chances are the former, though.
* Release random academy dross like Nsiala or whatever on a free.
* Barkley to have a setback, out till next November. Career broken already.
* Release new kits to a mixed reaction from fans. We already know what they look like and are underwhelmed.
* Go on an overhyped preseason tour. End up losing money on it.
* Cahill, Coleman and Distin injured in preseason.
* Lose 1-3 against Preston in the same game with said injuries.
* Vellios and Gueye to score ****loads of goals in the friendlies, yet fail to get real gametime in august.
* Let Heitinga go in a flurry of bitterness and unfortunately worded OS articles. Sold for £6m to Schalke.
* The Heitinga deal was supposed to be a swap for Huntelaar, but that transfer obviously falls through.
* Sign Elmander on a free. Break wage structure. Two weeks after arrival, his new home in Liverpool is broken into in a racially motivated anti-swede assault. The trauma keeps him out of action till christmas.
* Get into a mess over signing Charlie Adam. Ultimately fail. He scores against us at castle greyskull a few months later.
* LCAB's internet connection breaks for 3 days in the middle of august. The entire world wide web is thrust into a panic.
* Billy to give up, retire from football and become a russian sports pundit.
* Fixture computer to give us our first game against QPR away. It is not broadcast. We lose.
* Saha scores his first goal the day before transfer deadline day. We lose 1-4 to WBA again.
* We sign noone the following day.
* But we sell Neville to LA Galaxy. Anichebe is made captain.
* Elstone writes a blog. About how our cooperation with Thailand is going sooo well.
I don't mean to be negative, i'm just kinda understimulated i guess.
Bookmark this, lets' see how right i am come fall.
Otherwise, happy easter.