January 2015 transfer window ( No GIFs allowed )(Nor fish puns ffs)

[macst]

Daily Fail are now linking Distin to West Ham.

Sylvain Distin on West Ham's radar as defender search goes on
West Ham are weighing up Everton defender Sylvain Distin.
They are desperate for a centre back and the 37-year-old Frenchman can leave Everton on a free transfer.
A short term deal until the end of the season is likely, although he may push for an 18 month contract.
Distin has played for four clubs in England – Newcastle, Manchester City, Portsmouth and Everton since arriving from PSG 13 years ago.
West Ham have three central defenders injured and do not want to rush Reece Oxford.

 

[Moomin]

I might just put you on the ignore list for the next 11 hours....

Being serious for a minute, I was in Sayers on County road and a young lad in an Everton trackie ran in and said to the lady behind the counter " Excuse me, do you sell Jerk Chicken Pasties? "

Must be for Ricardo Fuller.

 

[Mogwai]

Being serious for a minute, I was in Sayers on County road and a young lad in an Everton trackie ran in and said to the lady behind the counter " Excuse me, do you sell Jerk Chicken Pasties? "

Must be for Ricardo Fuller.

Sorry mate can't hear you, you're on ignore.

 

[sageyefc]

Daily Fail are now linking Distin to West Ham.

Sylvain Distin on West Ham's radar as defender search goes on
West Ham are weighing up Everton defender Sylvain Distin.
They are desperate for a centre back and the 37-year-old Frenchman can leave Everton on a free transfer.
A short term deal until the end of the season is likely, although he may push for an 18 month contract.
Distin has played for four clubs in England – Newcastle, Manchester City, Portsmouth and Everton since arriving from PSG 13 years ago.
West Ham have three central defenders injured and do not want to rush Reece Oxford.

Would be made up with that

 

[Tim's tourettes]

Being serious for a minute, I was in Sayers on County road and a young lad in an Everton trackie ran in and said to the lady behind the counter " Excuse me, do you sell Jerk Chicken Pasties? "

Must be for Ricardo Fuller.

I was believing you until you tried to tell us a young lad on County Road would use the term 'excuse me'

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Daily Fail are now linking Distin to West Ham.

Sylvain Distin on West Ham's radar as defender search goes on
West Ham are weighing up Everton defender Sylvain Distin.
They are desperate for a centre back and the 37-year-old Frenchman can leave Everton on a free transfer.
A short term deal until the end of the season is likely, although he may push for an 18 month contract.
Distin has played for four clubs in England – Newcastle, Manchester City, Portsmouth and Everton since arriving from PSG 13 years ago.
West Ham have three central defenders injured and do not want to rush Reece Oxford.

Give him them for free on the condition that they sell us Reid now for 5m.

Great deal if so.

 

[Moomin]

I was believing you until you tried to tell us a young lad on County Road would use the term 'excuse me'

Must be a YTS lad from Formby.

 

[gaino92]

Being serious for a minute, I was in Sayers on County road and a young lad in an Everton trackie ran in and said to the lady behind the counter " Excuse me, do you sell Jerk Chicken Pasties? "

Must be for Ricardo Fuller.

When are we signing Boyd and fuller then? 22:55? Great signings IMO

 

[Moomin]

We missed out on Robert Huth, gone to Leicester.

 

[Moomin]

When are we signing Boyd and fuller then? 22:55? Great signings IMO

Just waiting on delivery of the trestle tables to announce it.

 

[Kantareller]

We missed out on Robert Huth, gone to Leicester.

Imagine all the twitter-fines he would have to pay us.

 

[gaino92]

Just waiting on delivery of the trestle tables to announce it.

Any news on cattermole?

 

[the golden visionary]

We missed out on Robert Huth, gone to Leicester.

you say that like it's a bad thing

 

[Moomin]

Any news on cattermole?

Does not need surgery on his knee, should be back playing in 3 weeks. It would be touch and go if he would pass a medical at this moment in time, best to wait for him in the summer.

 

[marty mcfly]

Stop banging on about spurs wanting him am sure whoever is looking to move for him probably won't be in this country.

I was talking about the teams in the premiership hence teams that "get top 4".

I agree if he goes he'll probably go to Spain and maybe A Madrid. Maybe we can make them a deal and we'll sell them Mirallas if they allow us to take Silva off Braga. Everyone would be happy.