Leon Osman

[L4Everton]

Barkley had a triple leg break. Why hasn't he turned out gash?

Well that's just it, the more injured the more skill. Just a shame Kendall couldn't talk Simon Weston into signing for us, Maradona would have been nothing.

 

[JP McMurphy]

His debut.

He scored a header from 2 yards out, created on the wing, after some clever and strong play, delivered perfectly onto his head by . Guess who?

 

[L4Everton]

I can abide most things in life, but look pilgrim... fu^& off with the 'Donny' [Poor language removed]! I've broke legs for less

And with two broken legs I could have won the world cup for England, Ireland, Scotland and Wales in consecutive tournaments all on my lonesome. Where's Kathy Bates when you need her.

 

[L4Everton]

He scored a header from 2 yards out, created on the wing, after some clever and strong play, delivered perfectly onto his head by . Guess who?

Please let it be Barkley, please please please let it be Barkley.

Was it Barkley?

 

[Boss_Blue]

This thread is now my favourite.

I give it an hour before thread bans start getting thrown around.

*settles down with popcorn.

 

[Eric Djemba-Djemba]

I'm not sure you get my point.

You're using an injury at youth level as an excuse for Osman yet it didn't hinder Barkley that badly.

So because he's not as good as Barkley, he's gash?

Terrible argument that.

No. He's gash because he can't play football.

 

[Jacko93]

Please let it be Barkley, please please please let it be Barkley.

Was it Barkley?

Van Der Meyde

 

[Boss_Blue]

Please let it be Barkley, please please please let it be Barkley.

Was it Barkley?

It was his foetus lid.

That's how boss Barkley is.

 

[Jacko93]

You're using an injury at youth level as an excuse for Osman yet it didn't hinder Barkley that badly.

No. He's gash because he can't play football.

So you don't then? Cool

 

[L4Everton]

It was his foetus lid.

That's how boss Barkley is.

Was his ma having a few shandies before she knew he was on the way? In Utero injuries required for him to be considered the finished article.

 

[Huyton Layne]

Made me feckn giggle mate. Hilarious.
Anyhow, Leon has been a valuable contributing player to the side for most of the time he's been with us. He's a local lad, a top pro, and is integral to the positive vibes in the dressing room.
Been played out of position but got on and did a job for us. He may have lost some of that in his old age and senility, but he always had an eye for a pass and above average close control. Hence good when he was played in his actual best position behind the striker.

Easiest example that I thought of straight away was Villa last year.

I defend him on here but still kicks like a little girl. Him and Pienaar are the same. 9 times out of 10 they'll try to bend it when they should just put the laces thru it.

 

[Donald Twain]

This thread is now my favourite.

I give it an hour before thread bans start getting thrown around.

*settles down with popcorn.

Wenger!

 

[Dithering Dougie]

You're using an injury at youth level as an excuse for Osman yet it didn't hinder Barkley that badly.

No. He's gash because he can't play football.

But so many more respected and qualified people than you believe he can, I'd say judging by that you're talking rubbish and he's not so bad.

 

[JP McMurphy]

Easiest example that I thought of straight away was Villa last year.[/QUOTE]
He came on late and after being played through by - I think it was Baines - scuffed a pass while falling over and Lukaku hit a belter from outside the box. He did score later on, but Howard had saved a pen and every player had worked his bolloix off for an hour or more so you can hardly say he changed anything

 

[JP McMurphy]

Well that's just it, the more injured the more skill. Just a shame Kendall couldn't talk Simon Weston into signing for us, Maradona would have been nothing.

You're a really great comedian, but using a national hero who was seriously disfigured (and lives in the city now) to make your quote look clever is well below the sewer line