Relax

[Bungle]

Oh dear god

That's a huge percentage of my L.P.D ( likes per day) disappearing ffs

17th I think he said he's back

 

[chicoazul]

Think about if you're American and got the love for the Evertons this summer on the back of the bearded easy shot saver?

You then put Everton forum into google and this being the top choice got you excited to sign.

Then you looked in any of the transfer threads......

 

[Goat]

Bullying Goat, blubbery tosser I think were his words.

Banned for the TRUTH.

 

[Millea]

Someone has actually multi'd chico.

 

[Bungle]

Banned for the TRUTH.

Its a lesson he needed to learn, I am offering moral support to him though LOL

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

It's July 14th and there's nearly fifty days of transfer window left.

The beginning of the new season is much closer than the end of the last one.

We've already signed Gareth Barry.

I doubt we will sell any of our best players this summer.

Boss players want to play for Everton and the dark eyed dreamboat of a sexual togger insisting leader.

Roberto Martinez is our manager.

It's summer and sunny summer makes pretty girls want to kiss boys. Boys like even us.

Sound. Now come on here and just have sound posts, bite your tongue before getting into a bad word deathmatch with someone who disagrees with you. It's dead easy.

You don't know anything about who we are gonna sign or not, and that's ok. Lids online are gonna like you just by being sound. There's no need to impress them.

Or we turn into a bell nest like RAWK.

What you drinking anyway there lad?

Translation: "f'ing bricking it here, lad...we're in trouble".

 

[Goat]

Its a lesson he needed to learn, I am offering moral support to him though LOL

How?

 

[Bungle]

How?

Phone sex innit

 

[Goat]

Phone sex innit

How longs he banned for?

 

[Bungle]

How longs he banned for?

Just a week, Friday I think?

 

[mezzrow]

Banned for the TRUTH.

Let justice be done. Guards!!

 

[Elong]

Fanny.

 

[orchard]

Don't blame us like, surely Bill can take some responsibility ffs

Think about if you're American and got the love for the Evertons this summer on the back of the bearded easy shot saver?

You then put Everton forum into google and this being the top choice got you excited to sign.

Then you looked in any of the transfer threads......

 

[ilikecheese]

Fanny.

Flagged.

 

[Furey1878]

I won't relax until I see Besic in a pub, wearing an Everton shirt, throwing darts at a picture of Steven Gerrard.