tim cahill
Player Valuation: £50m
Apologies...
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Apologies...
Sona
Player Valuation: £8m
Yes, the worst LEFT back! Quite simply because he isn't one; if I averaged all our other past poor left backs' performances (Pistone, Valente), they'd probably average around a 5 or 6 out of ten. Whereas Coleman would have to be a 2 or 3. Like I said, not his fault, but it was the worst left back performance I've seen in my lifetime, hence his inclusion.
Nedakey2004
Player Valuation: £750k
Pretty bad team but i would put Steve Simmonson in goal
He was terrible, though.
DanEFC92
Player Valuation: £90m
Must be one of the most fume-inducing matches I've ever seen.
tim cahill
Player Valuation: £50m
A bit harsh on Li Tie.
Of the players I've actually seen playing for Everton, here's my team:
GK: Paul Gerrard - he was consistently poor, worse than Davies, Lawson, Myhre and Wright.
RB: Terry Darracott - to think that this clogger played in the same Everton team as legends like Kendall, Royle, Ball etc is heartbreaking.
LB: Alessandro Pistone - permanently injured, bad attitude, an expensive mistake by Walter Smith
CB: Carl Tiler - Howard Kendall swapped Graham Stuart for this player, which is proof that he'd lost the plot.
CB: Richard Dunne - a player who can't keep fit is quite simply a disgrace
MF: Niclas Alexandersson - what on earth persuaded Walter Smith to sign this talentless waste of space? Another sicknote.
MF: Mike Bernard - to see his big beer belly wobbling as he "ran" was sickening.
MF: Alex Nyarko - signed for a (then) huge fee and massive wages, to replace Don Hutchison, a far better player whom we let go for peanuts. Thanks again, Walter.
Forward: John Spencer - a talentless waster who was not fit to wear the shirt.
Forward: Bernie Wright - think of an unfit Straqularsi without the desire, effort or humility, but with extra clumsiness.
Forward: John Oster - quite simply, he had no redeeming features at all.
For the record, I didn't see Claus Thomsen or Brett Angell play for us. Also, there should be some kind of minimum number of appearances, it's not really fair to judge anyone on a single game. I'm sorry I can't include Jim Pearson, who was woefully bad.
GK: Paul Gerrard - he was consistently poor, worse than Davies, Lawson, Myhre and Wright.
RB: Terry Darracott - to think that this clogger played in the same Everton team as legends like Kendall, Royle, Ball etc is heartbreaking.
LB: Alessandro Pistone - permanently injured, bad attitude, an expensive mistake by Walter Smith
CB: Carl Tiler - Howard Kendall swapped Graham Stuart for this player, which is proof that he'd lost the plot.
CB: Richard Dunne - a player who can't keep fit is quite simply a disgrace
MF: Niclas Alexandersson - what on earth persuaded Walter Smith to sign this talentless waste of space? Another sicknote.
MF: Mike Bernard - to see his big beer belly wobbling as he "ran" was sickening.
MF: Alex Nyarko - signed for a (then) huge fee and massive wages, to replace Don Hutchison, a far better player whom we let go for peanuts. Thanks again, Walter.
Forward: John Spencer - a talentless waster who was not fit to wear the shirt.
Forward: Bernie Wright - think of an unfit Straqularsi without the desire, effort or humility, but with extra clumsiness.
Forward: John Oster - quite simply, he had no redeeming features at all.
For the record, I didn't see Claus Thomsen or Brett Angell play for us. Also, there should be some kind of minimum number of appearances, it's not really fair to judge anyone on a single game. I'm sorry I can't include Jim Pearson, who was woefully bad.
Slavan
Player Valuation: £15m
pistone the worst, lived off getting 1 cap for italy
naismith and valente similar standard
tim cahill
Player Valuation: £50m
Valente for me.
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