Who is Everton's Sexiest Player?

[DrEFC]

I wouldn't be brave enough to take Distin's
I reckon Alcaraz could be a respectable but snug fit
Something tells me Kev has a bendy tickler which could make one piss the sheets

Ha ha ha! WTF!!

 

[Groucho]

Vellios would've had this tied up.

Martinez.

 

[emb]

I know his name's tricky to spell, but you could have googled Mume Bešić instead of coming up with this elaborate ploy to get us to tell you how.

 

[TGW89]

Quite like this one.

 

[emb]

Quite like this one.

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The women's side don't count.

They're all Liverpool / Man City players on indefinite loan until one or the other decides to buy up the league. Again.

 

[TGW89]

The women's side don't count.

They're all Liverpool / Man City players on indefinite loan until one or the other decides to buy up the league. Again.

The thread title is misleading - it says Everton's Sexiest Player, not Everton's Sexiest First Team Player

I manfully stand by my nomination...

Having said that though, Kev's quite a looker.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Jimmy Martin

Leave me out of Ijjy's wet dreams please.

 

[zirc]

I voted Howard as them poor unfortunate bald+bearded fellers need as much support as we can get.

 

[blue4eva77]

I voted Howard as them poor unfortunate bald+bearded fellers need as much support as we can get.

he chooses to be bald

 

[Mouth of Martinez]

LUKE GARBUTT

 

[RFUS]

My reaction when seeing how few votes Sexy Sylvain has. For shame, people.

 

[heatmeiser]

Quite like this one.

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She looks like Rivaldo FFS.

 

[heatmeiser]

I voted Howard as them poor unfortunate bald+bearded fellers need as much support as we can get.

Right desert, wrong tent.

Unfortunate? Have you seen him naked?

 

[COYB]

this, for all them