When he gave the red card I...

[Bigmaclad]

Kicked the wall, badly stubbing my toe.

 

[chicoazul]

Apparently I said the word "c*nts" 15 times and started shouting at the neighbours to dare to f*cking moan about the noise.

In short: I'm one bad tit.

 

[Del]

I have one living room door with a hole in it

 

[Tubey]

I shrugged, as I expected something like this to happen.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Apparently I said the word "c*nts" 15 times and started shouting at the neighbours to dare to f*cking moan about the noise.

In short: I'm one bad tit.

I think this is the best reaction possible.

 

[paulbefc]

I showered the lad in front of me in spit and used language that would have me locked up if I'd said it on the street while sitting next to and behind two women. I am also one bad, bad tit.

 

[SuperTimCahill]

I was home alone, and what happened between these walls, stays between these walls. I can tell you that I was pissed

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Martin Atkinson is a bad tit. I can't remember exactly what I said but it was full of asterisks

 

[Arteta2391]

I literally went back to sleep

 

[Nordecke]

I instantly thought of a comment from the "spying kop" bull **** thread.. Think it was TommyChong who nailed it.. Apologies if it was a different poster.


EDIT: Chang Elephant made the comment.

 

[TX Bill]

...I knew game over.

That's always how it goes.

 

[VaguelyBrown]

Ran through as many bad words as I could think of, and then went on to as many random combinations of em as I could come up with.

I was still going after the "match" ended.

 

[bluejock]

I might have got a wee bit upset.

On a completely unrelated matter, I'm going telly shopping tomorrow.

 

[Blue 1]

My garden is on my roof, I had my patio door open and let fly a string of expletives extremely loudly then went outside and kicked the wall, looked up to see a group of the local yoot staring across the road open mouthed at me

 

[ijjysmith]

I shouted 'BOLLOCKS' just as my friendly old neighbour walked past the window...


Oh well.