Staffordshire Pit bulls

[bluemangroup]

I knew a girl like that once.

Did that girl have a tail per chance?

 

[EFCNIK]

You don't here about poorly treated Labradors attacking children do you?

Some dogs are inherently more likely to attack. Too many kids have been hurt. What's the point in risking more? Ban.

 

[Pat's Van]

If a dog ever jumps at you to attack you. Grab its two front paws and spread them apart dead fast and you break their ribcage and expose their heart and jungs. No dog will survive that. No way.

Even if they do, they'll be too afraid of you to try and bite you again.

yes I'll do that while it's chewing my face off shall I ??

FFS Jacko

 

[bluemangroup]

You don't here about poorly treated Labradors attacking children do you?

Some dogs are inherently more likely to attack. Too many kids have been hurt. What's the point in risking more? Ban.

Staffs are just menacing looking dogs and they are much more prone to attacking people. Not a huge fan.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Did that girl have a tail per chance?

Well she was from St Helens so anything's possible.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Those two women from Liverpool are bloody lucky that they're only getting a year each for their dog eating that poor old man alive. 45 hours the thing went without food and water for.

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/liverpool-women-jailed-12-months-7208461

Doesn't surprise me at all that though. So many people have dogs only to leave them in their back yards for 24 hours a day, barking at anything and everything that moves.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

If a dog ever jumps at you to attack you. Grab its two front paws and spread them apart dead fast and you break their ribcage and expose their heart and jungs. No dog will survive that. No way.

Even if they do, they'll be too afraid of you to try and bite you again.

If a dog goes to bite you should ram your arm down it's throat until you can grab it's heart and squeeze it until it explodes.

 

[Moomin]

If a dog bites you, you should stick your finger up its bum.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

If a dog bites you, you should stick your finger up its bum.

Or even if you think it might be considering biting you.

 

[Bungle]

If a dog bites you, you should stick your finger up its bum.

If it's bitten you because you put your finger up there, do you retreat, or do you insert another finger?

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

If it's bitten you because you put your finger up there, do you retreat, or do you insert another finger?

Fist to the wrist.

 

[Bungle]

Fist to the wrist.

Do I need to check with @pat the boxer about whether to remove my rolex or timex first?

 

[bluemangroup]

If it's bitten you because you put your finger up there, do you retreat, or do you insert another finger?

Wear that dog like a finger puppet.

 

[Mogwai]

You don't here about poorly treated Labradors attacking children do you?

Some dogs are inherently more likely to attack. Too many kids have been hurt. What's the point in risking more? Ban.

Here you go: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/cat-rescues-boy-being-attacked-3544381

Statistically, Its the small terrier breeds that attack the most i.e Jack Russell..... I know three people who have prominent scars from Jack Russell bites

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Statistically, Its the small terrier breeds that attack the most i.e Jack Russell..... I know three people who have prominent scars from Jack Russell bites

Did they adequately protect themselves by proactively fingerbanging the canines though?