Really weird Everton merch

[Groucho]

I have literally a house full of this sort of stuff.

 

[toffee matt]

Quick Google search finds me this

 

[Shibbywiggles]

They are brilliant. I'd never ever wear or buy one but theyre brilliant

That's exactly my feeling too. The Koeman one looks particularly amazing, not that I'd ever spend money on them.

 

[DerbyshireAndHarper]

Now I've seen that before and was always thought it lookedlike a hot air balloon.

Cheers, Terry.

Hi Terry!

QUite clearly it's a fat woman's backside.

All the best.

 

[terry nodder]

Hi Terry!

QUite clearly it's a fat woman's backside.

All the best.

Well I know that now.

But as a comical aside I should just point out that my missus backside also resemblesa hot air balloon.

#jokes

 

[DerbyshireAndHarper]

Well I know that now.

But as a comical aside I should just point out that my missus backside also resemblesa hot air balloon.

#jokes

Can 3 men fit in her basket?

 

[terry nodder]

Can 3 men fit in her basket?

Heehee if they're brave enough!

 

[CDTENERIFE]

Anyone know where I can get a 'I'm in your heart' car sticker from

 

[Bluebonic]

Today I saw this on my facebook feed.

A Slipknot/Everton t-shirt combo, not quite sure what to make of it (but shamefully I now want it)

Anyone else seen or bought any seriously odd merch?

Wouldn't it be great if Ron saw it, liked it and sent the team out in the derby done up like that! Imagine the looks on their little inbred Kopite faces

 

[EDINHO1]

 

[Dubai Blue]

Everton aftershave - didn't know we had a "scent"

 

[lancs blue]

Everton aftershave - didn't know we had a "scent"

Probably full of kone's sweat. no wonder its damned expensive

 

[hallamblue]

Everton aftershave - didn't know we had a "scent"

You know when you get talking to a girl, and you're with her all night and then she gets off with another bloke during the slowy when you nip to the bogs? It's the smell of that!

 

[Norwegian Cow]

i find it embarrassing that people dig slipknot.

 

[dave abrahams]

Sorry off key but is there a thread on the Sunderland v Everton game?