Next Everton Manager

[chopper6]

Weasel Points are good currency anywhere mein frandel

On a serious note, I honestly am just passing on what the old man has told me. I'm not too interested in being part of this index/ weasel nonsense.

No offence like. Been on here for years, never claimed to be ITK nor do I want to be. But I do get little bits now & again through my dads job.

I'm a genuine match going blue, just wanted to share a small & somewhat pointless piece of intelligence.

 

[orly]

On a serious note, I honestly am just passing on what the old man has told me. I'm not too interested in being part of this index/ weasel nonsense.

No offence like. Been on here for years, never claimed to be ITK nor do I want to be. But I do get little bits now & again through my dads job.

I'm a genuine match going blue, just wanted to share a small & somewhat pointless piece of intelligence.

And we can respect that Mr ChopperFrandel

The Index is merely a homage to anyone who has some info plus @ianefc for being a tremendous snakegrass. In the summer we had lots of Weasels, all great people.

Welcome aboard.

 

[royalblue66]

Have a few friends in Wales, and have to tell you that Chris Coleman can't wait to take up his new job has Everton manager. would like to be the first to say Welcome Chris.

 

[Toast]

Have a few friends in Wales, and have to tell you that Chris Coleman can't wait to take up his new job has Everton manager. would like to be the first to say Welcome Chris.

Was a worse manager of Real Socidad than Moyes at the end.

 

[royalblue66]

Was a worse manager of Real Socidad than Moyes at the end.

He will grow on you, trust me.

 

[jaycee]

He will grow on you, trust me.

Like genital warts

 

[fandjango]

On a serious note, I honestly am just passing on what the old man has told me. I'm not too interested in being part of this index/ weasel nonsense.

No offence like. Been on here for years, never claimed to be ITK nor do I want to be. But I do get little bits now & again through my dads job.

I'm a genuine match going blue, just wanted to share a small & somewhat pointless piece of intelligence.

BAN
Can't have reasonable or rational here sorry

 

[orly]

BAN
Can't have reasonable or rational here sorry

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[ijjysmith]

Good evening mein frandels

Welcome to a shorter version of the Weasel Index - Everton's new manager special

This was our fourth ever weasel picture, and I am using it again now in memory of our fallen friend @Sapie88 . His Trump wrestling a weasel gif may never see the light of day, and this is a tragedy.

So far, we are very short on actual Weaseling here - even the Everton Social Media Weasel Clique (you know who they are, they probably use WhatsApp) have been short on speculation.



??????

Anyway, so what weaseling do we have so far?

Our good friend @chopper6 has got a grip already. He says "[Moshiri wants] Ancelotti, with Paul Clement as no2/ coach. Walsh wants Allardyce, Kenwright wants Dyche". Chopper even uses a 'make of that what you will' variation that we like, WE LIKE A LOT.

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/next-everton-manager.99329/page-302#post-5884512

@The_La and Mr @Eggs are in the same basket

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/poll-sam-allardyce-yes-or-no.100015/page-32#post-5883185

They say Allardyce and his 15 merry men, for 30 days and 30 nights and 30 months and 30 shi... you get the rest. Do we really want Big Sam the sweaty corrupt ballbag?

Thanks to my mate Dualz here for flagging @DualityNSNO - @Ibby , who called the Koeman sacking, says David Moyes 'almost a done deal'

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/ronald-koeman-sacked.99867/page-3#post-5857172

So what are the current scores on the doors?

1. @chopper6 : 5 Weasel Points
2. @ianefc : 5 Snaking Points
3. @The_La : 5 Weasel Points
4. @Eggs : 5 Weasel Points
5. @Ibby: 5 Weasel Points

As ever, you know the drill for The Mole10 god status, a referesher here if necessary https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2560#post-5622816

Some early thoughts:

• The Index crushed the career of Echo lickspittle Greg O'Keefe. CRUSHED. He is now at a public broadcaster or something. Make of that what you will.
• Everton Social Media Weasel Clique has been quiet, expect this to warm up. THEN WE CRUSH.
  
• I miss @Sapie88 and I bet you do too.
• International break approaching, we are expecting movement under the turf.

Hopefully the Weasel Hunters will see this and return from their post-summer hiatus, as this is nothing without them.

CRUSH.

HURRAY!!!!

 

[matty1878]

I hope the bit were it says moshiri is looking for the manager is right! And not you know who.

 

[PhilEFC]

I hope the bit were it says moshiri is looking for the manager is right! And not you know who.

I hope so too mate. I would hope he is being kept as far away as possible.

 

[harris78]

I hope the bit were it says moshiri is looking for the manager is right! And not you know who.

Whys that? Just look a how his last appointment turned out....

 

[Encoder]

Good evening mein frandels

Welcome to a shorter version of the Weasel Index - Everton's new manager special

This was our fourth ever weasel picture, and I am using it again now in memory of our fallen friend @Sapie88 . His Trump wrestling a weasel gif may never see the light of day, and this is a tragedy.

So far, we are very short on actual Weaseling here - even the Everton Social Media Weasel Clique (you know who they are, they probably use WhatsApp) have been short on speculation.



??????

Anyway, so what weaseling do we have so far?

Our good friend @chopper6 has got a grip already. He says "[Moshiri wants] Ancelotti, with Paul Clement as no2/ coach. Walsh wants Allardyce, Kenwright wants Dyche". Chopper even uses a 'make of that what you will' variation that we like, WE LIKE A LOT.

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/next-everton-manager.99329/page-302#post-5884512

@The_La and Mr @Eggs are in the same basket

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/poll-sam-allardyce-yes-or-no.100015/page-32#post-5883185

They say Allardyce and his 15 merry men, for 30 days and 30 nights and 30 months and 30 shi... you get the rest. Do we really want Big Sam the sweaty corrupt ballbag?

Thanks to my mate Dualz here for flagging @DualityNSNO - @Ibby , who called the Koeman sacking, says David Moyes 'almost a done deal'

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/ronald-koeman-sacked.99867/page-3#post-5857172

So what are the current scores on the doors?

1. @chopper6 : 5 Weasel Points
2. @ianefc : 5 Snaking Points
3. @The_La : 5 Weasel Points
4. @Eggs : 5 Weasel Points
5. @Ibby: 5 Weasel Points

As ever, you know the drill for The Mole10 god status, a referesher here if necessary https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2560#post-5622816

Some early thoughts:

• The Index crushed the career of Echo lickspittle Greg O'Keefe. CRUSHED. He is now at a public broadcaster or something. Make of that what you will.
• Everton Social Media Weasel Clique has been quiet, expect this to warm up. THEN WE CRUSH.
  
• I miss @Sapie88 and I bet you do too.
• International break approaching, we are expecting movement under the turf.

Hopefully the Weasel Hunters will see this and return from their post-summer hiatus, as this is nothing without them.

CRUSH.

Brilliant work, sir. Definitely a forum highlight!

 

[matty1878]

Whys that? Just look a how his last appointment turned out....

Get a grip kenwright woudnt of even paid the compensation or the wages to try and lure him so let's not go there

 

[Azza]

Rebuffed by Ancelotti & Tuchel. The latter was / is interested but has concerns about the club process re DoF and transfers. Blanc hasn't been approached. Pellegrini hasn't been considered after he balked off to China. Unsworth hasn't got the job.

There's a feeling within 'that' section of the board that a short term appointment is needed to just solidfy things and allow for a longer term plan to be built behind the scenes. The no mark from Wolves was put forward by a certain agent because of his 'special' relationship with Everton. From what I've been told he didn't leave a lasting impression. Allardyce has been talked to but didn't warm to this idea of basically keeping things warm so to speak. Moyes would jump at the chance and a talk has happened. But them lot see Dyche and Allardyce as the 2 favs right now. The main man though is very frustrated with how things have gone and are going, both on & off the pitch. But the structure in place is what is still seen as the one he wants to try and build sustainable success with and a big name manager is what is needed as they're basically the face of the club. But other than the 2 above I don't know of any others that have been contacted.


Just info take it with as much salz mit zucker as you want.