New Everton Ladies Signing

[Kiwi]

She's deffo better at football than me. Played against two of her National U20 team mates and they're comfortably better, so she should be too I'd imagine. Good to see someone from NZ making it.

 

[Minimeister]

I'd love to take her to football practice.

 

[quasi modo]

Boss

 

[ToffeeDan]

I bring you bad news - her boyfriend is Burnley's Cam Howieson (NZ International).

http://www.stuff.co.nz/the-press/sport/10389689/Laura-Merrin-aims-to-land-pro-contract-in-England

 

[bizzaro]

I bring you bad news - her boyfriend is Burnley's Cam Howieson (NZ International).

http://www.stuff.co.nz/the-press/sport/10389689/Laura-Merrin-aims-to-land-pro-contract-in-England

Hope Besic snaps him.

 

[bluemangroup]

I'd have sex with her.




Not really mastered euphemisms yet.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Might have to pay a bit more attention now

https://twitter.com/LauraMerrin

Nah

 

[Ring master]

Always pay Close attention to the Everton Ladies,games etc.

 

[ijjysmith]

Nah

*insert shocked face here

 

[Moomin]

I've imagined her getting exploited in a tv advert for Persil and touched myself.

 

[yelyah]

 

[MartSlinger]

Better than Duggan her, boss.

 

[loooweee]

blimey charlie

 

[Liam-EFC]

I bet her farts smell beautiful.

 

[vagant59]

I bet her farts smell beautiful.

If she was my daughter.i,d still be bathing her