January Transfer Window 2023

[GoldenToffee]

I would quite like it if something just went wrong for Levy, just the once in his life.

It seldom does sadly. Look how he just waltzed in and plucked Brazil's number 9 striker from us for about £45m or whatever it was.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Beyond incompetent not having anyone through the door by now, regardless of the Danjuma debacle.

Did they not know Sulemana or Becker existed until today? Or within the last few days? If they’ve only identified them recently then it’s clear they’ve not done sufficient scouting/due diligence and we shouldn’t be spending money on them. If they did know about them, why wait until the last possible moment to try and sign them when all the teams around us are strengthening? All questions that should be posed to the club but are sadly too long to put on a bedsheet.

Reckon the Rennes lad decides against us, Union Berlin turn us down for leaving it too late, and we end up with free transfer Andre Ayew as our only signing. Championship here we come.

 

[Blue peter]

Hopefully he is too busy, *crosses fingers, ears, nose And toes, nose and toes

He’s probably had to book the day off to read through his GOT alerts

 

[Nymzee]

It seldom does sadly. Look how he just waltzed in and plucked Brazil's number 9 striker from us for about £45m or whatever it was.

You mean £60m

 

[Bob Elstone]

Ran by a load of clowns.

The danjuma debacle was the icing on the cake.

 

[Nymzee]

Well I’m 40 minutes into my all day FUME meeting and looks like I have quite a few attendees already in here.

 

[GoldenToffee]

You mean £60m

I mean £45m and possibly but very likely not an extra £15m if Spurs win a load of trophies and Richi wins multiple Balon D'ors.

 

[Nymzee]

I mean £45m and possibly but very likely not an extra £15m if Spurs win a load of trophies and Richi wins multiple Balon D'ors.

50+10

 

[Eggs]

Clowns have had since last May to address this,why should we believe there will suddenly be a magic wand in the death throes of this window?

….absolutely. At this stage, if we bring a few in I honestly think it’s as much down to luck as judgement. There’s clearly no plan in place, our future might be down to them being lucky.

 

[Charlie Sweet]

Sounds very Tory this Charles. Might tag you in the Rishi Sunak thread in a bit.

Mate I'm a lover, a fighter and a poet. You can call me anything you want but a Tory.

 

[Nymzee]

Mate I'm a lover, a fighter and a poet. You can call me anything you want but a Tory.

You still never got back to me on how long you’d been in import/exports. Quite the career change for you.

 

[Charlie Sweet]

Mark my words Dyche will lump £10m odd on a potentially talented but ultimately unproven Championship striker.

 

[MrGrumpy]

Wow. What an incredible coincidence that Dyche wants the exact same players as Lampard did. And after Lampard wanting the exact same crap players Benitez did.

How do the club get so lucky.

It’s called a long and exhausting search to find the right manager

 

[GoldenToffee]

50+10

Ok so I'm £5m off but not the £15m you claimed. Doesn't matter anyway, Spurs get who they want and we just continue to get progressively worse. Awful times to be an Everton fan these and it's going to get much worse this year.

 

[when i score we riot]

Last year we were in the exact same situation and still got Dele on DvB in. They were both a bit crap to put it mildly but on paper at least they solved problems. That's the kind of thing we can hope for today i guess and still call the past week a relative success. Fingers crossed and fume gas masks donned