Saint Domingo
Player Valuation: £90m
We’ve made plenty of terrible signings recently.
Getting this bloke for free is not one of them. Solid player.
Getting this bloke for free is not one of them. Solid player.
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Every time there's a bout of handbags he's usually in there with a smile, in true "this is fun" psycho fashion; bit like a soldier that doesn't come alive until they're getting shot at.
One of our best and most reliable players this season.
I like him.
germanblue
Player Valuation: £6m
Best defender since Jags. Love him
TraffordBlue
Player Valuation: £500k
He is the biggest threat we've had from a centre back in the opposition box for years on crosses. Not necessarily for scoring but for winning the first header and allowing other players to score. Makes such a difference having a threat back again on corners.
Been excellent all season for the situation we have been in. Comfortably a top half centre back.
Been excellent all season for the situation we have been in. Comfortably a top half centre back.
It's because he's so strong. There was some video of him lifting in preseason and he uses that upper body strength to hold the opposition off and win the header.
Limited technically for sure but more than makes up for it with, er, everything else lol
A threat on corners too, forgot what that's been honestly.
A threat on corners too, forgot what that's been honestly.
Zatara
Player Valuation: £100m
Off the top of my head...Skrtel, Puyol, Terry, Vidic, Otamendi could all be considered as 'physical' compared with their defensive partners.
If Branthwaite comes back then a partnership of experience and youth could be very interesting. His development could continue.
Warrior.
FTY
Player Valuation: £80m
Our recruitment strategy for centre backs just needs to be “sign Mancs with Eastern European surnames”
Would like to see Branthwaite develop alongside him next season. Could be pretty solid.
Osamabindiesel
Player Valuation: £70m
A steal if there ever was one.
Was worried when he went down first half, looked in pain. Carried on dominating like nothing happened.
Everyone talking about Keane carrying on and scoring a worldy after a horrible tackle and rightly so, but worth noting Tarks and Keane are both the type that will always give their all and play through the pain and I will always respect that.
Everyone talking about Keane carrying on and scoring a worldy after a horrible tackle and rightly so, but worth noting Tarks and Keane are both the type that will always give their all and play through the pain and I will always respect that.
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