Gareth Barry

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chicoazul

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He's ace. Everton player that.

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Sensible hair cut, boss black boots, Gazelles in training, he's just boss.

If a meteor was hurtling towards Earth, he'd nip in behind, intercept it with a snide tackle, bring it under control and lay it off safely to a full back.

Without even looking. His positioning and awareness is such that he'd know exactly where the meteor needed placing.

He'd do it in a manner that although it was a foul the sun would still wave play on.
 


There was a point in the Fulham game I think and he wasn't even paying attention when Oviedo (I think it was) lobbed the ball at him from a throw. He saw it at the last millisecond and calmly, without looking where he was putting it, flicked the ball, on the volley first time, over/through a bunch of players, straight to Lukaku.

He does that about 73 times a game as well, under pressure or free, our box or theirs.

He's not even remotely arsed. Ace player. By FAR the most important player in our side and is absolutely pissing POTY as it stands.
 
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Does the snide things well, like barking at the ref and getting in faces. He's basically Carsley and Gravesen rolled into one.
 

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